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How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 09, 2013, 09:06:36 AM

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April 09, 2013, 09:06:36 AM
http://youtu.be/IdPtTxppcV0

Because oh yeah baby, they got it going on.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

navkat

#1
April 09, 2013, 03:34:03 PM
I want a man who wears a gummy-bear codpiece.

Elder Iptuous

#2
April 09, 2013, 05:41:44 PM
i'm fairly certain that if you provide a gummy bear codpiece there are a number of us here that would wear it for you.
:lol:

navkat

#3
April 09, 2013, 06:05:40 PM
<3

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
April 09, 2013, 06:11:33 PM
Now see? That's how you do it. Aww yeah.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

navkat

#5
April 09, 2013, 06:13:18 PM
A novel way to spice up that dick-in-a-box you were going to give her for her birthday.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
April 09, 2013, 06:23:06 PM
Man, if they made gummy condoms . . . well. Every one would have yeast infections. But putting that aside . . . it would be interesting to . . . no. Nevermind. Just no. BRAIN SHUT UP.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Elder Iptuous

#7
April 09, 2013, 06:24:56 PM
i'm fairly certain there's a joke in there about going bear back...

LMNO

#8
April 09, 2013, 06:54:34 PM
:crankey:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
April 09, 2013, 07:09:51 PM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Elder Iptuous

#10
April 09, 2013, 07:19:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 09, 2013, 06:54:34 PM
:crankey:
why, you were second on the list of fellows that i would have figured to be up for the gummybear codpiece program...

navkat

#11
April 09, 2013, 07:23:35 PM
I'm sure we can find a way to fill up those gummy shot-glasses in the interim.

BRAIN, SHUT UP!

Elder Iptuous

#12
April 09, 2013, 07:27:38 PM
that's not your brain talking, my dear.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#13
April 11, 2013, 07:53:01 AM
Yep. Still funny.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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