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Unlimited WTF TEXAS thread

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 09, 2013, 10:21:08 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

QuoteThe stabbing happened at the CyFair campus of Lone Star College, in the Houston suburb of Cypress.

That's probably WTF.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Banned User 1

Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
This is an attention whoring stunt, right?
http://christianitynewstexas.blogspot.com/2013/04/megachurch-pastor-joel-osten-annouces.html


unrelated to the content of the article, but this guy looks a shit ton like tim allen.


Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Cain

The UK went through a phase of knife stabbings.  Or at least increased media reportings on knife stabbings.  Then the government vowed to "get tough on knife hooligans".

Now, as a consequence of that, none of our students can buy cutlery sets when they arrive here.  And of course, they can't bring knives with them, because ZOMG TERRORISM.

No wonder they eat takeaway pizza all the time.

deadfong

Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

LMNO

Quote from: Cain on April 10, 2013, 02:41:04 PM
The UK went through a phase of knife stabbings.  Or at least increased media reportings on knife stabbings.  Then the government vowed to "get tough on knife hooligans".

Now, as a consequence of that, none of our students can buy cutlery sets when they arrive here.  And of course, they can't bring knives with them, because ZOMG TERRORISM.

No wonder they eat takeaway pizza all the time.

The only correct action now is to start attacking people with forks.  Then, spoons.

Junkenstein

Quote from: deadfong on April 10, 2013, 02:50:17 PM
Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

That's just retarded.

The solution to knife crime is more knives. Duh.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

deadfong

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2013, 03:07:09 PM
Quote from: deadfong on April 10, 2013, 02:50:17 PM
Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

That's just retarded.

The solution to knife crime is more knives. Duh.
:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: deadfong on April 10, 2013, 02:50:17 PM
Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

Of course. Yee haw.

And it turns out it wasn't a real knife, it was an Exacto. BAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=392052
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 03:41:01 PM
Quote from: deadfong on April 10, 2013, 02:50:17 PM
Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

Of course. Yee haw.

And it turns out it wasn't a real knife, it was an Exacto. BAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=392052

A few Exacto knives brought down the Twin Towers, you know.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: V3X on April 10, 2013, 03:42:26 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 03:41:01 PM
Quote from: deadfong on April 10, 2013, 02:50:17 PM
Waiting for the NRA to argue we need more guns on college campuses to counter threats from the likes of Mr. Stabby here.

Of course. Yee haw.

And it turns out it wasn't a real knife, it was an Exacto. BAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=392052

A few Exacto knives brought down the Twin Towers, you know.

No, those were box cutters.

BAN THINGS THAT CUT PACKING TAPE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division