Unlimited WTF TEXAS thread

[Junkenstein]

Once again we arrive at "Criminalise all the things"

It feels almost inevitable.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Would you listen to yourselves - ban guns, ban knifes, ban pizza. This is not how you solve the killing in schools thing. It's obvious that when you ban one thing, the enterprising student killer will merely find another weapon that isn't banned. You're basically playing fucking whack-a-mole.

The solution is simple - ban schools! 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Would you listen to yourselves - ban guns, ban knifes, ban pizza. This is not how you solve the killing in schools thing. It's obvious that when you ban one thing, the enterprising student killer will merely find another weapon that isn't banned. You're basically playing fucking whack-a-mole.

The solution is simple - ban schools! 

They'll just do it off campus.

BAN PEOPLE.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Would you listen to yourselves - ban guns, ban knifes, ban pizza. This is not how you solve the killing in schools thing. It's obvious that when you ban one thing, the enterprising student killer will merely find another weapon that isn't banned. You're basically playing fucking whack-a-mole.

The solution is simple - ban schools! 

They'll just do it off campus.

BAN PEOPLE.

And places. Don't forget we have to ban those, too. Just to be safe.

[Junkenstein]

I keep thinking of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562MFLmk-Jc&list=UU8o8_9CmukmaE7SFri7rtwQ&index=29
(Relevant at around 1 min)

This is the kind of guy we need for the new MEXICO

[Ben Shapiro]

Happened in NW side of Houston. I live in NE side. Apparently people don't know how to run away, or YELL REALLY LOUD!

THANKS A LOT OBAMA!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

[Left]

Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

That IS totally fucked up.
Some of the nicest people I've met online are current or former sex workers.

[Left]

BTW I did not notice this thread before.
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2013/05/14/texas-mom-accused-of-placing-ad-for-son-on-craigslist/

A Texas woman is facing misdemeanor charges after allegedly putting an ad on Craigslist to adopt out her three-year-old child.

Redus told Houston police that she did make the post but never intended to give her child up for adoption. She also told police that she was not thinking rationally when she posted the ad and she had not taken her medication to treat her mental ailments.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't know.

Texas, probably.

My friend in Berlin says if I ever make it over there he will "find me a man" so I don't have to leave. He was probably joking but if I had airfare and a passport I'd be tempted to make him back it up. 

[Bruno]

Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

Something really, really bad needs to happen to that guy.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

Something really, really bad needs to happen to that guy.

And the judge.

[Doktor Howl]

Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

Something really, really bad needs to happen to that guy.

And the judge.

And the jury.

And the prosecutor needs to be hung up by the heels for failing at a slam-dunk.

[Bruno]

I mean, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! People are all worked up about "Sharia Law" coming and legalizing honor killings.

How the FUCK is this any better?