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Unlimited WTF TEXAS thread

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 09, 2013, 10:21:08 PM

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Junkenstein

#15
April 10, 2013, 03:44:59 PM
Once again we arrive at "Criminalise all the things"

It feels almost inevitable.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#16
April 10, 2013, 03:47:11 PM
Would you listen to yourselves - ban guns, ban knifes, ban pizza. This is not how you solve the killing in schools thing. It's obvious that when you ban one thing, the enterprising student killer will merely find another weapon that isn't banned. You're basically playing fucking whack-a-mole.

The solution is simple - ban schools!  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
April 10, 2013, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 03:47:11 PM
Would you listen to yourselves - ban guns, ban knifes, ban pizza. This is not how you solve the killing in schools thing. It's obvious that when you ban one thing, the enterprising student killer will merely find another weapon that isn't banned. You're basically playing fucking whack-a-mole.

The solution is simple - ban schools!  :evil:

They'll just do it off campus.

BAN PEOPLE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#18
April 10, 2013, 03:52:07 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 03:47:11 PM
Would you listen to yourselves - ban guns, ban knifes, ban pizza. This is not how you solve the killing in schools thing. It's obvious that when you ban one thing, the enterprising student killer will merely find another weapon that isn't banned. You're basically playing fucking whack-a-mole.

The solution is simple - ban schools!  :evil:

They'll just do it off campus.

BAN PEOPLE.

And places. Don't forget we have to ban those, too. Just to be safe.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#19
April 10, 2013, 03:52:36 PM
I keep thinking of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562MFLmk-Jc&list=UU8o8_9CmukmaE7SFri7rtwQ&index=29
(Relevant at around 1 min)

This is the kind of guy we need for the new MEXICO
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Ben Shapiro

#20
April 14, 2013, 12:11:27 AM
Happened in NW side of Houston. I live in NE side. Apparently people don't know how to run away, or YELL REALLY LOUD!

THANKS A LOT OBAMA!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
June 06, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

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#22
June 07, 2013, 12:04:45 AM Last Edit: June 07, 2013, 12:08:40 AM by hylierandom, A.D.D.
Quote from: stelz on June 06, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort.  :cry:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

That IS totally fucked up.
Some of the nicest people I've met online are current or former sex workers.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Left

#23
June 07, 2013, 12:12:04 AM
BTW I did not notice this thread before.
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2013/05/14/texas-mom-accused-of-placing-ad-for-son-on-craigslist/

QuoteA Texas woman is facing misdemeanor charges after allegedly putting an ad on Craigslist to adopt out her three-year-old child.

QuoteRedus told Houston police that she did make the post but never intended to give her child up for adoption. She also told police that she was not thinking rationally when she posted the ad and she had not taken her medication to treat her mental ailments.

Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
June 07, 2013, 03:44:28 AM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
June 07, 2013, 03:54:02 AM
I don't know.

Texas, probably.

My friend in Berlin says if I ever make it over there he will "find me a man" so I don't have to leave. He was probably joking but if I had airfare and a passport I'd be tempted to make him back it up.  :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Bruno

#26
June 10, 2013, 07:43:31 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 06, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort.  :cry:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

Something really, really bad needs to happen to that guy.
Formerly something else...

Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
June 10, 2013, 07:46:20 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#28
June 10, 2013, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 10, 2013, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on June 10, 2013, 07:43:31 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 06, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
Not suprised, this is pretty typical, actually.
She was just an escort.  :cry:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ezekiel+Gilbert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a

Something really, really bad needs to happen to that guy.

And the judge.

And the jury.

And the prosecutor needs to be hung up by the heels for failing at a slam-dunk.
Molon Lube

Bruno

#29
June 10, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
I mean, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! People are all worked up about "Sharia Law" coming and legalizing honor killings.

How the FUCK is this any better?
Formerly something else...
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