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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 09:33:10 PM
I know this isn't the way the universe works, but in my heart of hearts, I hope there's some guy on a forum somewhere saying, "Dudes, I'm trolling an entire fucking website with my Jacob The Retarded Stalker routine."

It's probably Timmy the Dying Boy.  I haven't seen him in 5 years or so, and this is EXACTLY his style.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

1) he has a profile on sex offenders register

2) profiled guy turned up at an irl meatup and was photographed

ETA: otherwise I was kinda hoping that for a while, too

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 09:38:58 PM
1) he has a profile on sex offenders register

2) profiled guy turned up at an irl meatup and was photographed

:sad:

I miss Timmy.  He was the best FC troll ever.  I am proud to have tormented people with him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

I'm a bit sad I was not around when FC was at its height (depth).

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 09:50:16 PM
I'm a bit sad I was not around when FC was at its height (depth).

It's height was 2001-2004.  By 2005, it was flagging, and then Pud flipped the fuck out over all the wrong things, and now you have a series of successor boards that resemble the successor states that followed Alexander, only completely and incurably retarded.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

Yours and mine both dude.

yea, I am also kind of creeped out how some of the posters there like sharing pics of their ex's without consent, which is when i lost interest in the thread.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

Or that internet chatrooms attract antisocial and/or twisted assholes who can't function, you know, in real life.

One or the other.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 09:37:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 09:33:10 PM
I know this isn't the way the universe works, but in my heart of hearts, I hope there's some guy on a forum somewhere saying, "Dudes, I'm trolling an entire fucking website with my Jacob The Retarded Stalker routine."

It's probably Timmy the Dying Boy.  I haven't seen him in 5 years or so, and this is EXACTLY his style.

SPILL!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2013, 02:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

Or that internet chatrooms attract antisocial and/or twisted assholes who can't function, you know, in real life.

One or the other.

I had to buy a bed frame this week via classifieds.

dude wanted to see my pic, so I asked that Payne deal with him. (DID not want him having my phone number. no way)

Chatrooms circa 2003- 2006 or so was a fuckin' nightmare. the block button was my best friend.

racism, homophobia and horridness to women in online gaming can get pretty bad too, from what i hear.

Cain, as someone who does online gaming what are your experiences of hearing that kind of thing?



P3nT4gR4m

Online gaming rooms were bad when I used to use them but what you have to bear in mind is that the demographic was (and prolly still is) predominantly teenage social rejects with too much sockfucking time on their hands.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 17, 2013, 11:14:16 AM
Online gaming rooms were bad when I used to use them but what you have to bear in mind is that the demographic was (and prolly still is) predominantly teenage social rejects with too much sockfucking time on their hands.

Studies have shown the average age of online gamers is about 30, and mostly dudes (in the us)

http://www.themarysue.com/academic-study-game-harassment/

TBH I don't really give a shit as to the age and demographics of assholes.

I do know that dealing with that shit is irritating as fuck, somewhat draining.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pixie on April 17, 2013, 11:21:35 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 17, 2013, 11:14:16 AM
Online gaming rooms were bad when I used to use them but what you have to bear in mind is that the demographic was (and prolly still is) predominantly teenage social rejects with too much sockfucking time on their hands.

Studies have shown the average age of online gamers is about 30, and mostly dudes (in the us)

http://www.themarysue.com/academic-study-game-harassment/

TBH I don't really give a shit as to the age and demographics of assholes.

I do know that dealing with that shit is irritating as fuck, somewhat draining.

Pretty sure the assholes don't really give much of a shit about your opinions either.

If you can't stand the smell of shit, keep out of the sewer?


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

And then I'll get told i'm overreacting for not wanting to do/ being somewhat reticent about online gaming.

Which I have been told.


P3nT4gR4m

If someone told me I was overreacting to something that pissed me off, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. FTR I don't think you're overreacting. It's a matter of personal taste. I just happen to have none, is all

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 17, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
If someone told me I was overreacting to something that pissed me off, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. FTR I don't think you're overreacting. It's a matter of personal taste. I just happen to have none, is all

Can't really tell payne to go fuck himself really.