Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

[navkat]

OMG. That was epic.

[The Johnny]

I really dug in the first 40 pages, but then i just scrolled to Zerotz posts, but then i realized its, 300 pages ...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Unless something else happened, it's pretty much all over by page 90.

[P3nT4gR4m]

page 94 has a recap of all the texts from the whole thread

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

page 94 has a recap of all the texts from the whole thread

Oh that's good to know!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Link for those who want to skip all the peanut gallery banter: hxxp://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=94

[navkat]

You gotta admit, THIS was a genius move: hp://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cas/3728897454.html
and: hp://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/zip/3728368490.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Page 97, someone posts this:

Adulterous_Zucchini - Really douchey to send him the link. Pedo? So jerking off to a 15-year-old makes someone a pedophile? That's a weird definition. Super awkward how you used that to make yourself seem like some righteous deliverer of justice. And you're 30 years old, OP? Geez, I feel bad for you, and for most of this thread, too. "OMG, so much LOLZ, we're trolling a retarded person. OH GOD, this is so exciting! Ur an OG legend, OP!" Are you all really so bored and lame that this is that this is exciting for you? Some of your are beside yourselves with awe, almost as though this is one of the defining moments of your lives. Fuck, that's sad. Seriously, trolling a desperate retard into falling in love with a fake person just so that you can laugh, point, and pass on a complete record of your humiliation of him is fucked. Again, it's really sad that you're 30 years old.

This is not going to end well.

[navkat]

I'm on page 139. I have a creeeeepy feeling the pedo is Jacob's sex offender DAD, using his pedo-son's likeness to troll for younger stock and that he's bamboozling the son into taking the pics on his iPhone and send them to him on a NON-iPhone.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Page 97, someone posts this:

Adulterous_Zucchini - Really douchey to send him the link. Pedo? So jerking off to a 15-year-old makes someone a pedophile? That's a weird definition. Super awkward how you used that to make yourself seem like some righteous deliverer of justice. And you're 30 years old, OP? Geez, I feel bad for you, and for most of this thread, too. "OMG, so much LOLZ, we're trolling a retarded person. OH GOD, this is so exciting! Ur an OG legend, OP!" Are you all really so bored and lame that this is that this is exciting for you? Some of your are beside yourselves with awe, almost as though this is one of the defining moments of your lives. Fuck, that's sad. Seriously, trolling a desperate retard into falling in love with a fake person just so that you can laugh, point, and pass on a complete record of your humiliation of him is fucked. Again, it's really sad that you're 30 years old.

This is not going to end well.

[navkat]

It's like watching Columbo and tryna figger out "whodunnit?"

[navkat]

I'm still trying to figure out the 05APR photo on his sex offender registry page and my only conclusion is that Jacobear wasn't complying with the terms of the registry and got spooked into updating his photo and address right after the first troll reveal.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NO FUCKING WAY

Page 106, dude is back on the line with a different OGer!

[navkat]

Stand by.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Something ain't right... at least one of those pictures looks like a shoop.