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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
April 14, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME HIS DAD IS A PEDO TOO? :vom:

This thread is AMAZING.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#46
April 14, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
OMFG!!

:popcorn:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

#47
April 15, 2013, 12:48:58 AM
 :peedee:

navkat

#48
April 15, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
They're compiling the whole sordid affair into a tumblr: hp://jacobearog.tumblr.com/
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
April 15, 2013, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 15, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
They're compiling the whole sordid affair into a tumblr: hp://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

YAY!

I'm at page 210. I can't believe they MET HIM AT STARBUCKS.

That took it beyond troll, to a level of holy WTFage that I don't think I've ever seen before.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#50
April 15, 2013, 02:50:27 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 15, 2013, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 15, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
They're compiling the whole sordid affair into a tumblr: hp://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

YAY!

I'm at page 210. I can't believe they MET HIM AT STARBUCKS.

That took it beyond troll, to a level of holy WTFage that I don't think I've ever seen before.

These cats should get a medal.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#51
April 15, 2013, 02:52:00 AM
The terms "Jacobear" and "Pea-dough" are the best things to come out of this thing.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#52
April 15, 2013, 02:52:27 AM
ZOMG I need to get home and off mobile web STAT - WE ARE SEEING HISTORY IN THE MAKING. Ha ha. :lulz:
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navkat

#53
April 15, 2013, 02:54:36 AM
Hurry, Apparently Jacobear hired an attorney and their mod is starting to pull stuff from the thread.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#54
April 15, 2013, 03:05:44 AM
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
April 15, 2013, 03:25:58 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 15, 2013, 02:54:36 AM
Hurry, Apparently Jacobear hired an attorney and their mod is starting to pull stuff from the thread.

FUCK I'M ONLY AT PAGE 232
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
April 15, 2013, 03:35:02 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#57
April 15, 2013, 05:03:22 AM

Is there an all encompassing recap? Seems a lot went on beyond p. 94
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

navkat

#58
April 15, 2013, 05:29:23 AM
It's a fucking soap opera. Just when you think the main character got killed off, you find out his dental records got switched and no one knew because he was in a coma with his face burnt off.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#59
April 15, 2013, 05:57:31 AM
It's goddamn amazing. And I'm at least 100 posts from the end.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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