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Started by LMNO, April 13, 2013, 05:33:13 PM

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McGrupp

my bad that was missouri, who was having the space aliens talk. Apparently they have already forbidden sustainable development.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/08/agenda-21-vote-missouri_n_3040436.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

edit: apparently this is a thing. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/agenda-21-ban-alabama_n_1680565.html

Although honestly I don't know any back story on agenda 21 so I could be off base, although it seems rather benign. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_21

QuoteAgenda 21 is a non-binding, voluntarily implemented action plan of the United Nations with regard to sustainable development.[1]

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The Good Reverend Roger

Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 06:02:50 PM
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.

Oh, is this like the Georgia Guidestones thing?
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Cain

Lo, fourscore and 20 years ago, the hidden leaders of the world, known as "the United Nations", gathered in secret, sacrificed good Christian Children to the Marxist Satan and drank their blood and then declared "though shalt take steps to not entirely fuck up the environment.  Here are a number of non-legally binding suggestions we would like you to consider".

And thus did evil enter the heart of America.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Lo, fourscore and 20 years ago, the hidden leaders of the world, known as "the United Nations", gathered in secret, sacrificed good Christian Children to the Marxist Satan and drank their blood and then declared "though shalt take steps to not entirely fuck up the environment.  Here are a number of non-legally binding suggestions we would like you to consider".

And thus did evil enter the heart of America.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

McGrupp


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Area 51... Hangar... 18... 911... 2012... now agenda 21

What the fuck is it with these conspiracy freaks and anything with a number in?

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
Area 51... Hangar... 18... 911... 2012... now agenda 21

What the fuck is it with these conspiracy freaks and anything with a number in?

Sounds more mysterious when you talk about it.

Like every fart-huffing group, they compete with each other.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

McGrupp

Apparently this bill has been defeated in other states. http://www.una-okc.blogspot.com/2013/04/you-are-awesome.html

The SB23 in Oklahoma is particularly insidious, fortunately it was one of the ones struck down.
QuoteSenate Bill 23 Would Prohibit Universities and State Agencies from Purchasing Reports or Resources from the World Meteorological Organization, the World Health Organization, the Food and Agriculture Organization, UNESCO, the World Food Programme, and Any Other "Non-Governmental or Inter-Governmental Organization Defined in Agenda 21"


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: McGrupp on April 17, 2013, 12:28:47 AM
Apparently this bill has been defeated in other states. http://www.una-okc.blogspot.com/2013/04/you-are-awesome.html

The SB23 in Oklahoma is particularly insidious, fortunately it was one of the ones struck down.
QuoteSenate Bill 23 Would Prohibit Universities and State Agencies from Purchasing Reports or Resources from the World Meteorological Organization, the World Health Organization, the Food and Agriculture Organization, UNESCO, the World Food Programme, and Any Other "Non-Governmental or Inter-Governmental Organization Defined in Agenda 21"

It's not real education if you look at just ANYTHING.

You seem a little less than motivated about the whole thing, citizen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Lo, fourscore and 20 years ago, the hidden leaders of the world, known as "the United Nations", gathered in secret, sacrificed good Christian Children to the Marxist Satan and drank their blood and then declared "though shalt take steps to not entirely fuck up the environment.  Here are a number of non-legally binding suggestions we would like you to consider".

And thus did evil enter the heart of America.

:lulz:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 06:02:50 PM
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.

OH GOD I WISH THEY WERE RIGHT.

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Quote from: Pixie on April 19, 2013, 04:06:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 06:02:50 PM
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.

OH GOD I WISH THEY WERE RIGHT.

I know, right???
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