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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM

I wanna read the rest of this thread now. It's gotta be something like "what's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you" on r/ask


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Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM


Eeeee! An authentic modern retelling (reoccurrence?) of the 1001 Nights story "King Sindibad and his Loyal Falcon!"

(King Sindibad is chilling out with some wine under a palm tree, but his falcon keeps freaking out and spilling all his wine. After the third offense, the king kills his falcon, only to notice a viper in the palm tree that had been dripping venom into his cup.)

Bonus points for the role reversal of a loyal snake.
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Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on April 30, 2013, 02:13:46 AM
I wanna read the rest of this thread now. It's gotta be something like "what's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you" on r/ask

Took a bit of Googling, but it's http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/


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Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 30, 2013, 02:30:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM


Eeeee! An authentic modern retelling (reoccurrence?) of the 1001 Nights story "King Sindibad and his Loyal Falcon!"

(King Sindibad is chilling out with some wine under a palm tree, but his falcon keeps freaking out and spilling all his wine. After the third offense, the king kills his falcon, only to notice a viper in the palm tree that had been dripping venom into his cup.)

Bonus points for the role reversal of a loyal snake.

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I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 02, 2013, 02:59:22 AM
I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.

I'm OK with it. The ones that make things go ragey and weird are the high-contrast rapidly blinky ones.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.