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PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.

First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.

Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.

In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.

I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.

I think it bothers you because you suffer from crippling pedanticism which renders you unable to comprehend, let alone appreciate, the humor of the absurd.

Of course it's all wrong, or it wouldn't be so fucking hilarious.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

It's not funny. It's just slightly sad.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.

First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.

Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.

In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.

I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.

Jesus.  Shut the fuck up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 10, 2013, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.

First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.

Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.

In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.

I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.

I think it bothers you because you suffer from crippling pedanticism which renders you unable to comprehend, let alone appreciate, the humor of the absurd.

Of course it's all wrong, or it wouldn't be so fucking hilarious.  :lulz:

Good luck explaining that to Captain Assburger, here.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

ITT - CHTULU ALLIES GET HATE. FORGOTTEN TENTACLE MEXICO DOES NOTHING.




I'll beat this joke until someone finishes it.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Johnny

Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2013, 01:39:47 AM
ITT - CHTULU ALLIES GET HATE. FORGOTTEN TENTACLE MEXICO DOES NOTHING.




I'll beat this joke until someone finishes it.

FINE.

The joke is on YOU and all the VOTERS that keep on voting for the two-man con expecting different results from centuries of everything defaulting to the same.

:evilmad:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Junkenstein

Rejoice for I finally have some kind of fucking closure.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2013, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 10, 2013, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.

First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.

Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.

In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.

I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.

I think it bothers you because you suffer from crippling pedanticism which renders you unable to comprehend, let alone appreciate, the humor of the absurd.

Of course it's all wrong, or it wouldn't be so fucking hilarious.  :lulz:

Good luck explaining that to Captain Assburger, here.

The funniest part is that:
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
...it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.

is exactly what makes it so fucking funny.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Exactly. Please keep in mind that we all know what and who and how and why Cthulhu is.

The unbelievable aspect of That Which Sleeps in this pic set is where we find the humor.

If you're complaining about the other souls who don't get it, fuck them; they'll be eaten last.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2013, 01:39:47 AM
ITT - CHTULU ALLIES GET HATE. FORGOTTEN TENTACLE MEXICO DOES NOTHING.




I'll beat this joke until someone finishes it.

No one's released any election results :P

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 11, 2013, 04:08:23 AM
Exactly. Please keep in mind that we all know what and who and how and why Cthulhu is.

The unbelievable aspect of That Which Sleeps in this pic set is where we find the humor.

If you're complaining about the other souls who don't get it, fuck them; they'll be eaten last.

Also, the fucking adorable little octopus as Cthulu, post-low-blood-sugar attack.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

This is true: adorable tiny octopus is adorable.  And tiny.

Aucoq

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.

First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.

Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.

In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.

I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.

Just out of interest what's the longest time you've ever gone between shits?

:lulz:
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Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 11, 2013, 06:18:16 AM
This is true: adorable tiny octopus is adorable.  And tiny.

It made me go look on Youtube for baby octopus videos for 20 minutes.

Unfortunately, a lot of them are recipes.  :cry:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."