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Da6s

#525
July 13, 2013, 10:31:46 PM
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#526
July 14, 2013, 01:36:07 AM

"Alice in Nukeland" by Alejandro Dini


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

The Johnny

#527
July 14, 2013, 05:44:22 AM

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Trivial

#528
July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#529
July 14, 2013, 09:17:52 PM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#530
July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM


Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#531
July 15, 2013, 02:48:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM


Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.

WATCH OUT TGRR, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#532
July 15, 2013, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:48:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM


Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.

WATCH OUT TGRR, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!

AHMONNA GODDAMN PROTECTED SPECIES LIST, HERE!    :argh!:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#533
July 15, 2013, 05:20:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:48:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM


Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.

WATCH OUT TGRR, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!

AHMONNA GODDAMN PROTECTED SPECIES LIST, HERE!    :argh!:

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT SASQUATCH!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#534
July 15, 2013, 05:26:40 AM
I have it on good authority that the couch is a cousin of mine.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#535
July 15, 2013, 05:29:34 AM
"What is that stunning couch made of?" *petting the couch*

"Generic hardwood and 100% all natural Roger back-pelt."

"Roger . . . what?"

"Oh it's okay, he's part yeti. You just shear his back every six months or so and he's good to go. I imagine it's a relief what with all that weight off. The only downside is that it can itch when it grows back. That's why you've got to be careful not to cut too close. It can get ugly if you nick him. Hulk smash, peyote rampages, etc."

"How . . . wonderful."  :vom:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#536
July 15, 2013, 05:29:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:26:40 AM
I have it on good authority that the couch is a cousin of mine.

He's a layabout!

Or she.

I don't wanna be sexist with my assumptions.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#537
July 15, 2013, 05:33:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 05:29:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:26:40 AM
I have it on good authority that the couch is a cousin of mine.

He's a layabout!

Or she.

I don't wanna be sexist with my assumptions.

He.  And he can't help it.  He's half Italian.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#538
July 15, 2013, 06:50:53 AM
Meatloaf is looking a little haggard these days.

Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#539
July 15, 2013, 07:24:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 06:50:53 AM
Meatloaf is looking a little haggard these days.



He's lost weight.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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