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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Quote from: Junkenstein on July 18, 2013, 11:27:06 AM
QuoteIt was also punishingly hot in a few of those places.

This is my only concern.

My heritage means that any climes that see daylight require me to take several drums of Factor 50,000.

I hear ya! I'm scottish. We're having a heatwave. It's, like 25 degrees outside. I'M FUCKING DYING!  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

The bastard thing is, I love the heat. Love it. Saunas are awesome.

But one fucking ray of sun and I may as well be an Albino in Mexico.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

You could always wear a thick black hooded robe and carry an umbrella when you visit sunny places.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Golden Applesauce

Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Cramulus

 :lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 18, 2013, 03:30:10 PM


Quote from: Cramulus on July 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
:lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?

I dunno, but it's pretty gross that 40-year-old Android phone users have 9-year-old sexual partners.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Junkenstein

Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on July 18, 2013, 03:28:19 PM
You could always wear a thick black hooded robe and carry an umbrella when you visit sunny places.

The last time I had to go to spain, I pretty much looked like the Monster in the dark:



If you've not heard about OOTS by now, it's worth a read if you've ever heard of an RPG.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Golden Applesauce

OkCupid has (had?) a blog where they did datamining on OkCupid users. That particular graph compared people whose profile picture had cellphone EXIF tags to the number of reported partners.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/

They even have scientific proof white males really do get everything easier and black females have the hardest time getting respect from guys:




http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-race-affects-whether-people-write-you-back/

And that, "stick apart" aside, Discordians are more compatible with themselves than fundamentalists are compatible with themselves:


http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/how-races-and-religions-match-in-online-dating/

Despite the fact that social/economic conservatives conservatives match themselves much better than people with any liberal leanings:

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-democrats-are-doomed-or-how-a-big-tent-can-be-too-big/
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Golden Applesauce

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 18, 2013, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 18, 2013, 03:30:10 PM


Quote from: Cramulus on July 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
:lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?

I dunno, but it's pretty gross that 40-year-old Android phone users have 9-year-old sexual partners.

The next time someone complains about having points taken off of a lab report for missing units on their axes, I will direct them here.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Cramulus


Rococo Modem Basilisk

I wonder if it's causitive. If you are between the ages of 18 and 20 and you want to prevent your boyfriend or girlfriend from cheating on you, should you buy them an android phone?

(It's probably just because the iPhone costs more, and thus iPhone users are more likely to be sugar-daddies to large numbers of mates simultaneously)


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

McGrupp

My favorite entry in the design your own Jaeger contest


Junkenstein

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Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#599




I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.