PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

[Eater of Clowns]

Look what just washed up in RI today!



Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.

No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.

Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.

snopes.com

I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.

It has to be. With all the Portuguese in the South Coast of MA, there couldn't possibly be any left in the homeland.

[Cramulus]

this is how I'm spending my last day before vacation

1. Print out several pictures of Burt Reynolds
2. Put them in a folder labeled "meeting agenda"
3. Drop it off in a random conference room

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

this is how I'm spending my last day before vacation

1. Print out several pictures of Burt Reynolds
2. Put them in a folder labeled "meeting agenda"
3. Drop it off in a random conference room

This fills me with delight.

[Doktor Howl]

this is how I'm spending my last day before vacation

1. Print out several pictures of Burt Reynolds
2. Put them in a folder labeled "meeting agenda"
3. Drop it off in a random conference room

[Cramulus]

Trip had a great idea to make it even more bizarre and confusing -- The folder should have like nine pictures of burt reynolds and one random picture, like a hardboiled egg or something.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trip had a great idea to make it even more bizarre and confusing -- The folder should have like nine pictures of burt reynolds and one random picture, like a hardboiled egg or something.

Yessss

or a stick.

[Suu]

Look what just washed up in RI today!



Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.

No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.

Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.

snopes.com

I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.

It has to be. With all the Portuguese in the South Coast of MA, there couldn't possibly be any left in the homeland.

I always knew that cheap Madeira tasted like sweaty Fall River taint. Clearly the grapes must be  cultivated near the Brayton Point "Seriously, we swear it's not nuclear!" Power Plant.

[Cramulus]

Oldie but a goodie:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[PopeTom]

GIMPing inspired by Facebook comments.

Hitler Kittens on Ark at Sea

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Look what just washed up in RI today!



Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.

No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.

Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.

snopes.com

I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.

It has to be. With all the Portuguese in the South Coast of MA, there couldn't possibly be any left in the homeland.

I always knew that cheap Madeira tasted like sweaty Fall River taint. Clearly the grapes must be  cultivated near the Brayton Point "Seriously, we swear it's not nuclear!" Power Plant.

#1: what in the fuck are those things doing that far north. those fucking bastards are spreading like... like... something that fucking spreads far for no god damned reason
#2: we also have one of those "No no no, this isn't nuclear" power plants off to the north east that's always getting in trouble with the EPA. but it's not nuclear, so no worries 

[Doktor Howl]

That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.

[Suu]

We have an old nuke plant in Plymouth (Pilgrim). It should have been closed decades ago.

If that thing goes....so does Massachusetts and Rhode Island. People want it GONE.

[Doktor Howl]

Um, that pic isn't a reactor.  It's a BAB.

[Suu]

That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.

It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.