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PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

heh, we caught this very poorly phrased test question just before it went live


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2013, 04:47:14 PM
heh, we caught this very poorly phrased test question just before it went live



Oh my god.

:facepalm:

It took me a minute to even figure out what the correct answer was, and why.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

She can fix it
        if she can stop Antonio Banderas from cutting all the wires!



this question was written by a freelancer, who kind of sucks. She's written a ton of content we've had to re-write, such as this :

My mom's new _____ is cool! It can hold as much data as her old laptop.
  a) tablet
  b) cell phone
  c) smart phone
  d) laptop


turns out the answer was Tablet?



here's another winner:

"I don't want to stay home tonight. __________."

possible answers:
a) That sounds good.
b) It's really cool.
c) That's cool.
d) Let's do something.

Originally, the answer was "that's cool".


we need a new freelancer

Cain

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
She can fix it
        if she can stop Antonio Banderas from cutting all the wires!



this question was written by a freelancer, who kind of sucks. She's written a ton of content we've had to re-write, such as this :

My mom's new _____ is cool! It can hold as much data as her old laptop.
  a) tablet
  b) cell phone
  c) smart phone
  d) laptop


turns out the answer was Tablet?



here's another winner:

"I don't want to stay home tonight. __________."

possible answers:
a) That sounds good.
b) It's really cool.
c) That's cool.
d) Let's do something.

Originally, the answer was "that's cool".


we need a new freelancer

:lulz: Oh my god, those are amazing!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

It's clear that the dude can't fix the computer, at least. After all, he is cutting the power supply wires with wire cutters without opening the case.



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Cramulus

Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2013, 05:05:16 PM
Your freelancer is pretty amazing.

It's a shame the school firewall prevents me from using IRC anymore, because I need to hear more stories of amazing incompetence.

ah, is that where you went? bummer!

have you tried the mibbit web client? That's how I get through the work firewall.

Cain

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Bu🤠ns

You could try the ssl connection on port 7029

Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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