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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 18, 2014, 07:56:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2014, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM

I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.

Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.

:lulz: My profile is due for a makeover. And I can just explain to my boyfriend that the only reason I'm spending so much time on OK Cupid is because I'm trolling, which is pretty much the perfect alibi for everything I do.  :lol:

Give me 48 hours.  It probably won't take that long, but it certainly won't take longer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Junkenstein

I got sent a link earlier and just read the whole thing. It's marvelous.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bruno

Formerly something else...

Junkenstein

http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/en_uk/blog/massive-underground-trampolines-will-bounce-you-to-the-ceiling-of-european-caves

Quote"It's a one-hour activity where customers get dressed up in a cotton overall and are given a helmet," said Taylor. "They then jump on a train and travel inside the mountain. They then disembark into a cavern twice the size of St. Paul's Cathedral."





Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.

:)

I've been spending what little free time I have on FB.  I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.

A little tale later on, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.

:)

I've been spending what little free time I have on FB.  I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.

A little tale later on, though.

Awesome.

I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.

:)

I've been spending what little free time I have on FB.  I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.

A little tale later on, though.

Awesome.

I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.

Oh, okay.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.