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PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Da6s

#4410
September 21, 2015, 11:03:44 PM
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Cain

#4411
September 22, 2015, 01:24:21 AM
I laffed.


Then again, I've been laughing at the news all day now.

Cain

#4412
September 23, 2015, 06:08:22 AM

LMNO

#4413
September 23, 2015, 01:01:15 PM
Aw, Chris Korda!  It's a shame she took herself too seriously, in the end.

Cain

#4414
September 23, 2015, 03:54:49 PM
Yeah, although UNPACK was pretty funny.

EK WAFFLR

#4415
September 23, 2015, 10:15:44 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Trivial

#4416
September 25, 2015, 02:20:22 AM


Should we tell him about Tucson?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4417
September 25, 2015, 02:25:31 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#4418
September 25, 2015, 12:57:13 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4419
September 25, 2015, 03:54:35 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4420
September 26, 2015, 03:33:19 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...THE BEST PIC EVER.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#4421
September 26, 2015, 03:37:24 AM
 :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream:

The Good Reverend Roger

#4422
September 26, 2015, 03:59:38 AM
"Ethel suddenly realized that the 35 years she spent at the First Gospel Church of Christ had all been a colossal waste."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#4423
September 26, 2015, 06:12:04 AM
 :lulz:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Payne

#4424
September 26, 2015, 04:47:28 PM
Perfectly flawless
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