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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2016, 05:22:29 PM


I've got an eight inch reflector and was feeling like the John Holmes of sky magnification. Compared to that shit I'm Peewee f'kin Herman  :argh!:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 19, 2016, 06:07:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2016, 05:22:29 PM


I've got an eight inch reflector and was feeling like the John Holmes of sky magnification. Compared to that shit I'm Peewee f'kin Herman  :argh!:

8" is pretty good for an individual.  The big bastard in the center of the pic is 4 meters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

That's goddam epic! Mrs P3nT wanted to look at space for her christmas so I ordered "decent beginner telescope" from intertubes. TBH I was a bit meh about it but she's always wanted to look at space and who the fuck am I to stand between a small blonde person and her - out of leftfield - desires?

My interest was piqued upon staring at what has become known to us as "The Lunar Terminator". It's fairly whizzing around out there if the speed it crosses the viewfinder is anything to go by. Next thing that happens is some new eyepieces turn up on the shopping list and suddenly I'm looking at MOTHERFUCKIN JUPITER!!! Through an attachment named after the singer of TAKE THAT of all things and what's more four of the goddamn moons were in the shot, perfectly evenly spaced, with Jupiter in the middle. I have a good enough basic grasp of the geometry of space (plus corroborating evidence since) to know that the chances of getting a break in the clouds in scotland, in winter, to coincide with what essentially looked like a dot to dot version of Saturn - astronomical!

Once in a lifetime?

So yeah, kinda digging astronomy now. Been going to a bothy, at the head of Loch Etive for years with some mates, usually for kayaking and shit but it turns out it's a pretty good dark sky site. Checked out the Orion Nebula there last weekend. Thought it was clouds at first. Guess it was - COSMIC MOTHERFUCKIN DUST CLOUDS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING HELL OF A LOT OF FOOTBALL STADIUMS!!!

:aww:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Here's the whole joint.  For scale, the solar telescope (the diagonal thing) is 300 feet high.

It's also where the mad robot fucker does his thing.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Any pics of what all those things are looking at?

*edit* Mad robot fucker?  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2016, 08:46:36 AM
Any pics of what all those things are looking at?

*edit* Mad robot fucker?  :eek:

Identity currently unknown.

Unsure about current suspects but I've got money on there being more than 1 person involved.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2016, 08:46:36 AM
Any pics of what all those things are looking at?

*edit* Mad robot fucker?  :eek:

1.  A bunch of different shit, from near earth asteroids to the 4m mapping 100,000 lightyears in every different direction.

2.  Up the side of the solar telescope, someone has attached a fleshlight on the mirror servomotors.  Apparently, more than one, and this has been going on for 2.5 years.  The guy would have to be doing it at night, and in the winter that means standing on an iced-over 6" wide gantry in 18F weather while he does this shit.  NOT your casual pervert.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Gotta admire that level of dedication. Run me through the list of possible suspects

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


Trivial

Came up on the sickfuture tumblr feed so... no context.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

PopeTom

Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 27, 2016, 07:35:59 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 22, 2016, 02:23:00 AM

context?

The picture itself seems to be from the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.  It was being used in October 2015 in reference to a 'Cocks not Glocks' protest over a concealed carry decision at University of Texas campuses. 
-PopeTom

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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

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