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Salty

#5040
February 17, 2017, 04:58:47 PM
As someone who has set up a lot of retail end-cap displays, you stick whatever wherever it fits and is reasonable.

Mayo and tortillas go together better than mayo and bleach, for example.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#5041
February 17, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5042
February 17, 2017, 05:01:22 PM
Quote from: Salty on February 17, 2017, 04:58:47 PM
Mayo and tortillas go together better than mayo and bleach, for example.

YOINK

Salty

#5043
February 17, 2017, 05:02:05 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 17, 2017, 05:01:22 PM
Quote from: Salty on February 17, 2017, 04:58:47 PM
Mayo and tortillas go together better than mayo and bleach, for example.

YOINK

:lol:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Trivial

#5044
February 17, 2017, 11:59:03 PM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Wizard Joseph

#5045
February 18, 2017, 04:59:49 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 17, 2017, 11:59:03 PM


Yoink!

:lulz: and once again Eris gets the snub.

I think She's better off anyway. At least she gets to play around outside Her pantheon.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

P3nT4gR4m

#5046
February 19, 2017, 05:35:11 AM
I know I've posted this dude before but just fuck!



description also bears repeating

QuoteIn 1752 before Ben Franklin invented Pizza, Gameboy, the iPad2 or Mexican food he was contemplating how to conquer electricity. Being the genius he was he decided go get it at its source, this being Zeus. Strapping himself to a kite, and equipping some homemade lightning claws he ascended through the clouds and into the realm of the Gods to battle it out with Zeus. This is a painting capturing the exact moment the battle started.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Wizard Joseph

#5047
February 19, 2017, 01:30:49 PM
I know I still have a copy of that on my phone from somewhere. It's a great image!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Trivial

#5048
February 19, 2017, 03:38:27 PM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Eater of Clowns

#5049
February 19, 2017, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: Salty on February 17, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."
We used to casually snipe each other like this a lot more often. The nasty little shit side of me sort of misses it.

Brb, making mayonnaise and bleach tacos.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Wizard Joseph

#5050
February 19, 2017, 04:28:11 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

P3nT4gR4m

#5051
February 22, 2017, 05:20:18 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Wizard Joseph

#5052
February 22, 2017, 08:16:00 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

P3nT4gR4m

#5053
February 22, 2017, 08:33:03 PM
seriously, tho. Google image search - "gorilla arm anatomy" I fucking love that corporate behemoth sometimes  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5054
February 22, 2017, 09:11:55 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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