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Bu🤠ns

#855
April 23, 2013, 04:24:22 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#856
April 23, 2013, 04:34:52 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bu🤠ns

#857
April 23, 2013, 04:38:24 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 04:34:52 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 23, 2013, 04:24:22 PM
Police perform house-to-house raids in Watertown MA

Wait....WAT THE FUCK!?

Yeah this is a pretty good one too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Gb6i5DF9k

WTF, Massachusetts.

Um..."Investigators" .... well that's one name to call them.

EK WAFFLR

#858
April 23, 2013, 07:15:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
And then there's this...
http://gawker.com/amanda-palmers-a-poem-for-dzhokhar-is-the-worst-poem-476820444

QuoteThis weekend... an actual crime against humanity was being ignored: Musician Amanda Palmer was writing the worst poem ever composed in the English language, "A Poem for Dzhokhar."

Gah. That was horrible.
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#859
April 23, 2013, 07:53:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 23, 2013, 07:15:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
And then there's this...
http://gawker.com/amanda-palmers-a-poem-for-dzhokhar-is-the-worst-poem-476820444

QuoteThis weekend... an actual crime against humanity was being ignored: Musician Amanda Palmer was writing the worst poem ever composed in the English language, "A Poem for Dzhokhar."

Gah. That was horrible.

From Waffles. Who REALLY REALLY LIKES Amanda Palmer.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#860
April 23, 2013, 08:03:24 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 23, 2013, 07:53:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 23, 2013, 07:15:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
And then there's this...
http://gawker.com/amanda-palmers-a-poem-for-dzhokhar-is-the-worst-poem-476820444

QuoteThis weekend... an actual crime against humanity was being ignored: Musician Amanda Palmer was writing the worst poem ever composed in the English language, "A Poem for Dzhokhar."

Gah. That was horrible.

From Waffles. Who REALLY REALLY LIKES Amanda Palmer.

I fucking hate art fart poets.

Look, there's 3 kinds of poets:

1.  The Greats.  Robert Service, Rudyard Kipling, Shakespeare.
2.  The Horribly Good.  James MacGonnagal.
3.  The Horrible.  Amanda Palmer has just demonstrated that.  It's not even Buldada.  It has gone from good to bad, busted back out into good, then crashed and burned in bad.  There's no fucking excuse for this shit.
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Bu🤠ns

#861
April 23, 2013, 09:56:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 08:03:24 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 23, 2013, 07:53:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 23, 2013, 07:15:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
And then there's this...
http://gawker.com/amanda-palmers-a-poem-for-dzhokhar-is-the-worst-poem-476820444

QuoteThis weekend... an actual crime against humanity was being ignored: Musician Amanda Palmer was writing the worst poem ever composed in the English language, "A Poem for Dzhokhar."

Gah. That was horrible.

From Waffles. Who REALLY REALLY LIKES Amanda Palmer.

I fucking hate art fart poets.

Look, there's 3 kinds of poets:

1.  The Greats.  Robert Service, Rudyard Kipling, Shakespeare.
2.  The Horribly Good.  James MacGonnagal.
3.  The Horrible.  Amanda Palmer has just demonstrated that.  It's not even Buldada.  It has gone from good to bad, busted back out into good, then crashed and burned in bad.  There's no fucking excuse for this shit.

I think she thinks she's still at that Ted talk.

And man! Does Gawker srsly hate her.

P3nT4gR4m

#862
April 23, 2013, 10:27:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2013, 03:15:07 PM
Its the lyrical equivalent of this



WTF did you just put in my eyes, you bastard! It won't come out  :argh!:

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#863
April 23, 2013, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2013, 10:27:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2013, 03:15:07 PM
Its the lyrical equivalent of this



WTF did you just put in my eyes, you bastard! It won't come out  :argh!:

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LMNO

#864
April 23, 2013, 10:43:54 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#865
April 23, 2013, 10:45:55 PM
I noticed three things.

1. It's a terrible poem, worse than anything I have ever written. I am burning with jealousy.

2. It's not about Drothafhakjuzar or whatever his name is, it's about Amanda Palmer. Which is, you know.

3.
Quoteand i thought: this is amazing. when was the last time a thousand people argued about a stupid poem? -- Amanda Palmer

God damn, that's a good observation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#866
April 23, 2013, 10:47:32 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#867
April 23, 2013, 10:49:42 PM
A "mystery radical" which, apparently, was in contact with Tamerlan before the FBI investigated him in 2011.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#868
April 23, 2013, 10:50:41 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 23, 2013, 10:45:55 PM
I noticed three things.

1. It's a terrible poem, worse than anything I have ever written. I am burning with jealousy.

2. It's not about Drothafhakjuzar or whatever his name is, it's about Amanda Palmer. Which is, you know.

3.
Quoteand i thought: this is amazing. when was the last time a thousand people argued about a stupid poem? -- Amanda Palmer

God damn, that's a good observation.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#869
April 23, 2013, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 23, 2013, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2013, 10:27:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2013, 03:15:07 PM
Its the lyrical equivalent of this



WTF did you just put in my eyes, you bastard! It won't come out  :argh!:

Only with the FAP shall you be released from its hold!

Fapping to that will ruin a man.
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