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Hello, Roy!  What are you doing in Dusseldorf?

Attending to certain matters.
2 (18.2%)
I am highly relaxed but expect to be more so following my seaweed wrap.
3 (27.3%)
I was passing through town on my way to a rock star conference in Essen when I decided to get some de-worming powder for my dog.
0 (0%)
You will wrap me in Christmas wrapping paper and convey me to Baden at once.
6 (54.5%)

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Voting closed: December 02, 2004, 01:35:16 am

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« on: December 02, 2004, 01:35:16 am »
It strikes me as impossible that this hasn't been discussed here before, but there's a website dedicated solely to stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm.  Even if it has been and has since drifted off the front page, it's too important to forget.  Roy and Jetta the terrapin are an inspiration to us all.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2004, 02:50:54 am »
That's.... that's.... disturbing.
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2004, 01:56:22 am »
Oh my (literaly) god(dess)!
Everyone will always be too late

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2004, 02:37:01 am »
wow.


that's kinda creepy.


and really, really weird, to boot...
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2004, 02:38:37 am »
Yeah.  Ain't it beautiful?  It's things like this that continue to give me faith in the Internet.
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2004, 02:25:48 am »
I like the author's comments better than the stories. I mean, he's nitpicking the story someone else sent in about Roy in America....he says it would be "highly unlikely" that Roy would ever be in a place like Detroit. And he critiques the Antarctica story for having "no terrapins." Dude, you're a Norwegian male obsessed with wrapping a dead rock star in clingfilm....I don't think you've got the right to say what's *unlikely* anymore....
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2004, 02:33:56 am »
What makes me want to meet this guy and shake his hand (after I put on gloves) is this bit:

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On the same subject, may I say that I received a couple of stories dealing with tinfoil-wrapping, which were deleted promptly. Tinfoil wrappers are degenerates and should be ashamed.


THAT is chutzpah.
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2004, 04:34:52 am »
Quote from: agent compassion
I like the author's comments better than the stories. I mean, he's nitpicking the story someone else sent in about Roy in America....he says it would be "highly unlikely" that Roy would ever be in a place like Detroit. And he critiques the Antarctica story for having "no terrapins." Dude, you're a Norwegian male obsessed with wrapping a dead rock star in clingfilm....I don't think you've got the right to say what's *unlikely* anymore....
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2004, 04:37:34 am »
there's a fetish for everything under the sun and in places where the sun doesn't shine.
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2004, 12:00:52 pm »
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there's a fetish for everything under the sun and in places where the sun doesn't shine.


And I thought that was just me... :shock:

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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2004, 02:59:40 pm »
Quote from: aini
Quote from: agent compassion
I like the author's comments better than the stories. I mean, he's nitpicking the story someone else sent in about Roy in America....he says it would be "highly unlikely" that Roy would ever be in a place like Detroit. And he critiques the Antarctica story for having "no terrapins." Dude, you're a Norwegian male obsessed with wrapping a dead rock star in clingfilm....I don't think you've got the right to say what's *unlikely* anymore....
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Reverend Rog is in my area?


Roy, not Rog...as in Roy Orbison...and no, he's not in your area...and Detroit isn't your area anyway...Ann Arbor doesn't count...
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2004, 04:06:26 pm »
From where I live, if you fired a howitzer (range 18 miles), I think you could hit downtown detroit, which ought to be razed to the ground.
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2004, 07:49:08 pm »
18 miles from downtown D = Novi

or maybe Bloomfield.

either way, you live in uber-richie oakland county...unless you live in Ypsi, shich I highly doubt, cuz then you'd think Detroit was an improvement...anyway...

Detroit is teh win!!

Aini should be razed!!

w00t!

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2004, 07:52:05 pm »
Is that your way of telling me you love me?
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2004, 07:54:14 pm »
I'll leave that for you to figure out...

*razes aini to the ground*

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