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How your cat is making you crazy

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 05:21:01 PM

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#15
April 19, 2013, 11:33:11 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#16
April 19, 2013, 11:40:21 PM
QuoteThe researchers also discovered that infected male rats suddenly become much more attractive to females. "It's a very strong effect," says Vyas. "Seventy-five percent of the females would rather spend time with the infected male."

There's GOT to be a way to troll the PUA community with this.  :lol:
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Sita

#17
April 20, 2013, 01:10:10 AM
Gives a whole 'nother meaning to "crazy cat lady" doesn't it?



which if I had the finances I could totally become one
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#18
April 20, 2013, 01:49:01 AM
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPOTHTHTHTLOLPTHTLPLTTTTHHHHHH!

That's what my brain and its parasites think about your "parasite" "theory". If I DID have parasites, wouldn't I know? Wouldn't they tell me if they were in my brain.

And if they were are there...who cares? Parasite removal? Bah! BAAAAHHHHHHH!

I have been doing FINE with them so far, IF they exist.

I'M FINE.
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#19
April 20, 2013, 04:52:47 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 19, 2013, 11:40:21 PM
QuoteThe researchers also discovered that infected male rats suddenly become much more attractive to females. "It's a very strong effect," says Vyas. "Seventy-five percent of the females would rather spend time with the infected male."

There's GOT to be a way to troll the PUA community with this.  :lol:

OOOOOOH!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#20
April 20, 2013, 04:53:06 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 20, 2013, 01:49:01 AM
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPOTHTHTHTLOLPTHTLPLTTTTHHHHHH!

That's what my brain and its parasites think about your "parasite" "theory". If I DID have parasites, wouldn't I know? Wouldn't they tell me if they were in my brain.

And if they were are there...who cares? Parasite removal? Bah! BAAAAHHHHHHH!

I have been doing FINE with them so far, IF they exist.

I'M FINE.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
April 20, 2013, 04:53:37 AM
Quote from: Sita on April 20, 2013, 01:10:10 AM
Gives a whole 'nother meaning to "crazy cat lady" doesn't it?



which if I had the finances I could totally become one

It really really does.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#22
April 20, 2013, 11:56:59 PM

a friend told me that he read a study that mentions that most of the infected form a resistance to it, but he didnt save the link
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
April 21, 2013, 12:52:33 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 20, 2013, 11:56:59 PM

a friend told me that he read a study that mentions that most of the infected form a resistance to it, but he didnt save the link

Hmm, what kind of resistance? In the sense that it rarely causes life-threatening or otherwise debilitating conditions in the non-immunocompromised, yes, most people do.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#24
April 21, 2013, 04:04:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 21, 2013, 12:52:33 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 20, 2013, 11:56:59 PM

a friend told me that he read a study that mentions that most of the infected form a resistance to it, but he didnt save the link

Hmm, what kind of resistance? In the sense that it rarely causes life-threatening or otherwise debilitating conditions in the non-immunocompromised, yes, most people do.

Yes, inmunological resistance.

On another thing ive heard about is how dustmites can cause insomnia:

http://chronicfatigueandnutrition.com/mold-toxicity/dust-mites/

http://www.insomnia.net/sleep-aids/hypoallergenic-pillows/

http://ezinearticles.com/?Could-Dust-Mites-Be-Preventing-a-Good-Nights-Sleep?&id=3882042
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
April 21, 2013, 06:42:21 AM
Nice, that's an interesting angle.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#26
April 23, 2013, 02:16:40 PM
I think i have that.
Then i think i'm paranoid.
Then i think it doesn't matter if i'm paranoid if the only result is that i will keep my bedroom cleaner.
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