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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
April 20, 2013, 01:13:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

:eek:

Probably a good call.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
April 20, 2013, 01:13:55 AM
EEP.  :eek: Careful.

Keep the dog in.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
April 20, 2013, 01:14:32 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 20, 2013, 01:13:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

:eek:

Probably a good call.

I have one of those aerosol air horns.

I will trigger it when I get in the car to come to work tomorrow.  My neighbors must be educated.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
April 20, 2013, 01:19:20 AM
:spittake:
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EK WAFFLR

#5
April 20, 2013, 01:20:39 AM
jesus fuck. Two weeks with a video camera at your house and we have a free horrormirthy blockbuster on our hands.
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Salty

#6
April 20, 2013, 01:26:11 AM
They just want to go home!
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Suu

#7
April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.

Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
April 20, 2013, 03:53:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.

Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.

Killer bees only attack if provoked.  For example, if you are on the same planet as they are.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#9
April 20, 2013, 03:58:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 03:53:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.

Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.

Killer bees only attack if provoked.  For example, if you are on the same planet as they are.

Sounds like yellow jackets, only with the ability of murder.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
April 20, 2013, 04:02:32 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:58:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 03:53:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.

Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.

Killer bees only attack if provoked.  For example, if you are on the same planet as they are.

Sounds like yellow jackets, only with the ability of murder.

And if a couple of THOUSAND of them all swarmed the front of your house at once.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#11
April 20, 2013, 04:32:32 AM
From what I have learned of TGRR, a "massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY" is a key ingredient for a good time.
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#12
April 20, 2013, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

:lulz: Wow.

Your life never fails to disappoint!
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#13
April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
April 20, 2013, 05:17:08 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

:lulz: Wow.

Your life never fails to disappoint!

Twitter from God:  PWNT, NOOB
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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