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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

See, that's what happens when you cram all of your nature into little pockets, it gets PISSED...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on April 20, 2013, 05:19:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife.  A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house.  In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.

Which I kind of dig.

But she called the exterminator.

But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.

So I'm going over the back fence tonight.

See, that's what happens when you cram all of your nature into little pockets, it gets PISSED...

But that's not what we do.  Our nature is sort of spread out, with all kinds of room.

Tucson isn't a niche for life, it's a loophole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.

I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.

I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.

I perspirate through my tongue, like a dog.  I can cling to glass and other sheer surfaces.  My butt cheeks have suckers on them, like an octopus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:41:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.

I think I may have to streak.

Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.

I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.

I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.

I perspirate through my tongue, like a dog.  I can cling to glass and other sheer surfaces.  My butt cheeks have suckers on them, like an octopus.

I understand why Tucson loves you so, now. You're Spider-Man and Doc Oc all in one.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cainad (dec.)

This thread went from weird to weird real fast. :lulz:  And I think you all know what I mean by that.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I love this thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu559lkzyqQ&list=PL803F57A0BDA13B3E

Hush little baby, don't you cry
When we get to Tucson you'll see why
We left the snowstorms and the thunder and rain
For the desert sun, we're gonna be born again
What's important in this world
A little boy, a little girl

Hush little darling, go to sleep
Look out the window and count the sheep
That dot the hillsides and the fields of wheat
Across America as we cross America
What's important here today
The broken line on the highway

All the love in the world for you, girl
Thumbelina in a great big scary world
All the love in the world for you, girl
Take my hand and we'll make it through this world

Hush little baby, my poor little thing
You've been shuffled about like a pawned wedding ring
It must seem strange, love was here then gone
And the Oklahoma sunrise becomes the Amarillo dawn
What's important in this life
Ask the man who's lost his wife

:horrormirth:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner