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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

Q. G. Pennyworth

That's pretty, but it's too small for backgrounds  :sad:

Salty

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 02:43:22 AM
That's pretty, but it's too small for backgrounds  :sad:

That's because it is commercial for a weak-gutted, mealey mouthed, snake oil selling fuckass who didn't have the reproductive organs required to stand up for his own cheap beliefs.

Alty,
Sure missed shitting on this fuckass.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Alty on May 09, 2013, 03:09:58 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 02:43:22 AM
That's pretty, but it's too small for backgrounds  :sad:

That's because it is commercial for a weak-gutted, mealey mouthed, snake oil selling fuckass who didn't have the reproductive organs required to stand up for his own cheap beliefs.

Alty,
Sure missed shitting on this fuckass.

LOL, sorry, I didn't mark all read when I came back :)

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 03:19:20 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 09, 2013, 03:09:58 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 02:43:22 AM
That's pretty, but it's too small for backgrounds  :sad:

That's because it is commercial for a weak-gutted, mealey mouthed, snake oil selling fuckass who didn't have the reproductive organs required to stand up for his own cheap beliefs.

Alty,
Sure missed shitting on this fuckass.

LOL, sorry, I didn't mark all read when I came back :)

This dude usually just shows up when he's hocking other people's artwork as his own and then gets on our shit for not buying his shitty merchandise to prove we're really REAL Discordians.

Which is absurd because there's no such thing as Discordians in the first place and I, for one, am a twelfth generation Strega reincarnated as a Wiccan Druid. I'm just here for the kayaking videos and Nigel carols.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

I can only pray, to my Roger shaped mountain of SPAM (AS EVER), that he check up on this place.

He never did make good on his promise to knock my teeth in, the coward.

Come on, dipshit, I'm not that hard to find. You come on up to AK and we can debate like gentlemen.

With hats and shit.

You stupid, sad, tired salesmonkey, I feel like DANCING.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

GrannySmith

this could become a great stencil, thanks!  :)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

He even managed to get the Facebook Discordians to hate him with his constant commercial hawking.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 09, 2013, 03:42:44 PM
He even managed to get the Facebook Discordians to hate him with his constant commercial hawking.

Wow. And those folks are, like, morons, by and large.

Even morons know slime when they see it, I guess.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on May 09, 2013, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 09, 2013, 03:42:44 PM
He even managed to get the Facebook Discordians to hate him with his constant commercial hawking.

Wow. And those folks are, like, morons, by and large.

Even morons know slime when they see it, I guess.

Even morons hate being hawked at all the time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

"Only more than 23 times a day fnordpinealglandlolzrogerisafakediscordianplzbanhim".

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2013, 06:07:47 PM
"Only more than 23 times a day fnordpinealglandlolzrogerisafakediscordianplzbanhim".

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.