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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 25, 2013, 03:20:27 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

April 25, 2013, 03:20:27 PM
You missed this yesterday:



We have to make horrible monster babbies together. For SCIENCE. For MEXICO.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
April 25, 2013, 04:16:56 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 03:20:27 PM
You missed this yesterday:



We have to make horrible monster babbies together. For SCIENCE. For MEXICO.

HEY!  I'M NOT A BROOD MARE, YOU KNOW.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
April 25, 2013, 05:49:29 PM
OKAY FINE I'LL LAY THE EGGS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
April 25, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
It has four hind legs and tentacles, I want one.
What do you feed them?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4
April 25, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
It has four hind legs and tentacles, I want one.
What do you feed them?

Whole cacti and wild ungulates.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
April 25, 2013, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
It has four hind legs and tentacles, I want one.
What do you feed them?

Whole cacti and wild ungulates.

Easy, we have nopalito and deer EVERYWHERE.
I was kind of hoping they ate guys in bubba caps, though.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Q. G. Pennyworth

#6
April 25, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
It has four hind legs and tentacles, I want one.
What do you feed them?

Whole cacti and wild ungulates.

Easy, we have nopalito and deer EVERYWHERE.
I was kind of hoping they ate guys in bubba caps, though.

Oh, no, you can't feed them people. Bad Things happen if you feed them people.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
April 25, 2013, 10:59:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
It has four hind legs and tentacles, I want one.
What do you feed them?

Whole cacti and wild ungulates.

Easy, we have nopalito and deer EVERYWHERE.
I was kind of hoping they ate guys in bubba caps, though.

Oh, no, you can't feed them people. Bad Things happen if you feed them people.

Dammit.

...

Wait...


...

HOW bad?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
April 25, 2013, 11:13:04 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 10:59:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 25, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
It has four hind legs and tentacles, I want one.
What do you feed them?

Whole cacti and wild ungulates.

Easy, we have nopalito and deer EVERYWHERE.
I was kind of hoping they ate guys in bubba caps, though.

Oh, no, you can't feed them people. Bad Things happen if you feed them people.

Dammit.

...

Wait...


...

HOW bad?

Nessie bad or TeaBagger bad?
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