Attn: Roger

[Payne]

Roger.

I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.

Please Holy Name^tm me.

While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.

I know I'm being lazy, but  I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.

In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ia! Ia! He hath risen!

[Payne]

I have.

It's making slightly horny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have.

It's making slightly horny.

Pretty sure there's a Rain God in your area who can help with that.

[EK WAFFLR]

I have.

It's making slightly horny.

Who is slightly, and why is s/he horny?

[Payne]

I have.

It's making slightly horny.

Who is slightly, and why is s/he horny?

Slightly is my right ball. The left one is called Groucho.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I have.

It's making slightly horny.

Pretty sure there's a Rain God in your area who can help with that.

This goddess is in mooncup week.

[Lenin McCarthy]

 

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

[Payne]

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.

[Lenin McCarthy]

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.

Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.

[Payne]

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.

Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.

I dunno, Boris seems happy enough with his current regimen.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger.

I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.

Please Holy Name^tm me.

While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.

I know I'm being lazy, but  I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.

In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:

Name:  Payne
Holy Name:  Tangled Gamete Whorebag of Tomorrow's Never-Ending Tragedy Cycle

[Payne]

Roger.

I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.

Please Holy Name^tm me.

While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.

I know I'm being lazy, but  I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.

In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:

Name:  Payne
Holy Name:  Tangled Gamete Whorebag of Tomorrow's Never-Ending Tragedy Cycle

Done and Done.

It wouldn't fit in my personal text though, so I had to use it as a custom title.

Do i receive lesser salvation because of this?

[Payne]

Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.