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Started by Payne, April 27, 2013, 09:24:03 PM

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Payne

Roger.

I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.

Please Holy Nametm me.

While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.

I know I'm being lazy, but  I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.

In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Payne

I have.

It's making slightly horny.

:fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.

It's making slightly horny.

:fap:

Pretty sure there's a Rain God in your area who can help with that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.

It's making slightly horny.

:fap:

Who is slightly, and why is s/he horny?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Payne

Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 28, 2013, 12:06:20 AM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.

It's making slightly horny.

:fap:

Who is slightly, and why is s/he horny?

Slightly is my right ball. The left one is called Groucho.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 27, 2013, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.

It's making slightly horny.

:fap:

Pretty sure there's a Rain God in your area who can help with that.

This goddess is in mooncup week. :(

Lenin McCarthy

 :kingmeh: :horrormirth:

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

Payne

Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.

Lenin McCarthy

Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 28, 2013, 11:06:14 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.
Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.

Payne

Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 07:20:30 PM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 28, 2013, 11:06:14 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:

Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.

It serves you right.

I saw what you did.
Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.

I dunno, Boris seems happy enough with his current regimen.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 09:24:03 PM
Roger.

I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.

Please Holy Nametm me.

While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.

I know I'm being lazy, but  I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.

In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:



Name:  Payne
Holy Name:  Tangled Gamete Whorebag of Tomorrow's Never-Ending Tragedy Cycle
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 01:23:56 AM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 09:24:03 PM
Roger.

I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.

Please Holy Nametm me.

While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.

I know I'm being lazy, but  I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.

In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:



Name:  Payne
Holy Name:  Tangled Gamete Whorebag of Tomorrow's Never-Ending Tragedy Cycle

Done and Done.

It wouldn't fit in my personal text though, so I had to use it as a custom title.

Do i receive lesser salvation because of this?

Payne

Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.