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NIGEL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
« on: April 28, 2013, 05:36:06 am »
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/04/daily_pledge_of_allegiance_req.html

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Re: NIGEL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2013, 07:15:42 am »
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Re: NIGEL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013, 08:15:56 am »
We said the Pledge of Allegiance every day in my school. Only towards the end of my senior year did it become a problem. Kids started rising up . . . and getting detention and then suspension. Apparently if you don't say it, you're an un-American commie-pinko faggot bastard or something. And if you DO say it, then you're a Patriotic hero of my little ponies and stars spring from your twat dispensing truth, justice, and seasonally appropriate confetti.

I didn't really care one way or the other. It was just another bullshit part of school and one of the least irritating ones at that.
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Re: NIGEL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2013, 04:45:48 pm »
The pledge itself is meaningless because it's swearing an oath to be loyal to one country above all others, made by little kids who know nothing of world affairs, have no understanding of political events HERE, and in most cases have never even been to another country, much less lived there. IOW, they can't make an informed choice. It's like making a bunch of eight year olds say marriage vows to somebody they haven't even met.

Everybody's OK with that because it doesn't mean anything, anyway. Like CPD said, it's just another bullshit part of school. You just have to SAY it, not mean it or understand the implications. It sends a really bullshit message to kids about giving their word (with hand over heart) but nobody seems to give a fuck about that.

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 05:52:06 pm »
What the SHIT

I know my state is 99.9% inbred rednecks, but I didn't expect THIS.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2013, 05:55:25 pm »
It struck me as a Texas/Florida/Alabama/Mississippi thing too.

What I remember of Oregon is mostly hippies and winos, not THOSE.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2013, 05:59:07 pm »
Oh, it hasn't passed yet. It's just some wingnut bullshit being reported by the Oregonian, a newspaper so bullshit that they can't give it away. It won't pass.


“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2013, 06:16:26 pm »
There has NEVER been a law requiring the Pledge of Allegiance in our schools in my entire life. I mean, Oregon is insane and inbred as fuck, it was illegal to be black here until like 1950, but it's also so fiercely individualistic that it won't even put fucking fluoride in the water and all the poor people are dying from tooth-decay-related heart failure. This state is insane in a completely different way. The rep proposing this bill is from MEDFORD, which is basically Oregon's Bakersfield but more inbred.

So Medford wants to be part of Arizona. I would let them, and I would give them all back to Mexico if I could.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2013, 06:18:11 pm »
Oh, and NOBODY has noticed that the fucking author is so illiterate that they mention a place called "Rouge River", which DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST YOU INBRED HILLBILLY PIECE OF SHIT.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2013, 06:33:08 pm »
I can't access the comments AT ALL. I'm blocked. Those fucking tweaked out motherfuckers.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2013, 06:36:07 pm »
It'll be good practice for the future, when they have to say other irrelevant bullshit they don't mean for no good reason. 

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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2013, 06:50:47 pm »
It'll be good practice for the future, when they have to say other irrelevant bullshit they don't mean for no good reason.

You just summed up the state's biggest newspaper in one perfectly concise sentence.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2013, 07:06:26 pm »
Oh, and then it DID pass. Really, fuckers? Fuck.

I am happy to note that my old family friend and State rep for my district was the guy who spoke out most harshly against it.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2013, 07:23:18 pm »
What the SHIT

I know my state is 99.9% inbred rednecks, but I didn't expect THIS.





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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2013, 07:55:39 pm »
What the SHIT

I know my state is 99.9% inbred rednecks, but I didn't expect THIS.





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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”