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Started by Payne, April 27, 2013, 09:24:03 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Roger should totally tackle Boris Johnson.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.

YAY!

Payne

Quote from: Pixie on April 29, 2013, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Roger should totally tackle Boris Johnson.

No no, it's got to be me.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.

That would be spectacular.

Warm beer all round!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.

That would be spectacular.

Warm beer all round!

Oh, no.  If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer.  Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.

That would be spectacular.

Warm beer all round!

Oh, no.  If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer.  Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.

Got it.

Cold coffee and warm beer all round!

And little old ladies with half bricks in their handbags and crowns beating the shit out of peasants.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:51:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.

That would be spectacular.

Warm beer all round!

Oh, no.  If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer.  Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.

Got it.

Cold coffee and warm beer all round!

And little old ladies with half bricks in their handbags and crowns beating the shit out of peasants.

Why fight it?  :lulz:

Not likely that I'll take the job, though.  Constant travel stresses me out even more than the current job.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:59:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:51:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.

Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.

Might be soon.  I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island. 

Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.

That would be spectacular.

Warm beer all round!

Oh, no.  If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer.  Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.

Got it.

Cold coffee and warm beer all round!

And little old ladies with half bricks in their handbags and crowns beating the shit out of peasants.

Why fight it?  :lulz:

Not likely that I'll take the job, though.  Constant travel stresses me out even more than the current job.

It's a hell of a trip, in reality, and not THAT much worth it at the end.

I'd come visit you but yanno.

Tucson.

Plus Pixie has been banned from Arizona ever since The Gibbering Chihuahua Incident.

The Good Reverend Roger

Tucson laughs at your fear.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

I'd much rather hear it laughing from afar.

Tucson.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 07:53:35 PM
I'd much rather hear it laughing from afar.

Tucson.

It's as close as the nearest dumpster.  It's how we get around to do our Good Work.  Imagine 1.1 million Oscar the Grouches, all hopped up on prescription meds and frothing at the mouth from anoxia.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

You're right. Tucson is everywhere.

I found it behind the toilet the other day, but it had hidden again before I got the longest and sharpest knife I could from the kitchen.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 07:58:37 PM
You're right. Tucson is everywhere.

I found it behind the toilet the other day, but it had hidden again before I got the longest and sharpest knife I could from the kitchen.

Some extremely intelligent acquaintances of mine, when they start talking Tucson, really only want to go "Oh my god I can't believe it!" and they just want someone to say "Oh I KNOW, ain't it awful?"

Because I am so damn mean, what I say instead is, "That's how Tucson works.  Causalty is a fraud. All reality is a criminal conspiracy to concentrate weirdness and FUN in the hands of a single city and suppress it among the rest, and nothing will ever be done about it, because there is no Truth, there is no justice, just Mama Tucson waiting to give you a big hug."  They hate that.  I enjoy needling them.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.