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I have tightened up my enemies list.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2013, 08:07:03 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM

It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.

It's one of life's few constants.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM

It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.

It's one of life's few constants.

It's like JESUS, only with hate.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM

It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.

It's one of life's few constants.

It's like JESUS, only with hate.

TGRR:  like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
April 30, 2013, 02:43:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM

It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.

It's one of life's few constants.

It's like JESUS, only with hate.

TGRR:  like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.

"But even the hairs on your head are all numbered, and he hateth them all."
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 30, 2013, 03:10:31 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:43:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM

It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.

It's one of life's few constants.

It's like JESUS, only with hate.

TGRR:  like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.

"But even the hairs on your head are all numbered, and he hateth them all."

"He made each sparrow fall."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
April 30, 2013, 03:35:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 03:10:31 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:43:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM

It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.

It's one of life's few constants.

It's like JESUS, only with hate.

TGRR:  like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.

"But even the hairs on your head are all numbered, and he hateth them all."

"He made each sparrow fall."

:lol:

"For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the hate of TGRR."
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
April 30, 2013, 07:37:28 AM
TGRR really cares. In the sense that he would like to see us each individually launched into the sun.

That's dedication.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
April 30, 2013, 08:16:05 PM
I just got all kinds of Holy™, and nobody made it past the 3rd spew.

This is why I hate you all.  The REAL Holiness™ doesn't kick in til about the 5th spew, and I'VE NEVER MADE IT THAT FAR.  I am just a simple country preacher, and I cannot preach the bark off a Goddamn tree unless I get some hallelujahs.  It's not important for most writing, but preaching the word DOES require it.

So wallow in your damnation, humans.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#23
April 30, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Deep into that Darkness peering,
Long I stood there,
Hating, hating, hating
-Edgar Allen TGRR

Somewhere ages and ages hence:   
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—   
I took the one less Hated,   
Because FUCK YOU.
-TGRR Frost


"And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless Hate whose soul is TGRR."
-TGRR Lovecraft

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
April 30, 2013, 08:25:14 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 30, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Deep into that Darkness peering,
Long I stood there,
Hating, hating, hating
-Edgar Allen TGRR

Somewhere ages and ages hence:   
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—   
I took the one less Hated,   
Because FUCK YOU.
-TGRR Frost


"And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless Hate whose soul is TGRR."
-TGRR Lovecraft

I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this shameless appropriation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#25
April 30, 2013, 08:26:26 PM
Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did SHUT UP.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
April 30, 2013, 08:26:26 PM
Dear Sinner,

Have you found the Hate of TGRR?

No?

LUCKY BASTARD. Keep running.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#27
April 30, 2013, 08:27:00 PM
It's actually quite a bit more challenging than I thought it would be to find things that can be modified in a way that adequately conveys the Hate. My knowledge of poetry is pretty sparse.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
April 30, 2013, 08:27:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 08:26:26 PM
Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did SHUT UP.

It's Tommy this and Tommy that, and Tommy go away,
But it's thank you, Mr Atkins when the band begins to SHUT UP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
April 30, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 08:26:26 PM
Dear Sinner,

Have you found the Hate of TGRR?

No?

LUCKY BASTARD. Keep running.

I hardly ever get Mormons coming to the door anymore.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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