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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2013, 09:33:08 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 29, 2013, 09:33:08 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1
April 29, 2013, 10:02:48 PM
Because there's no way for this to go horribly wrong at all.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
April 29, 2013, 10:04:27 PM
Honestly, that's the closest to a religious belief a lot of my friends get to.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#3
April 29, 2013, 10:07:27 PM
I mean, I suppose it's as valid as any other path but every time something goes from idea to belief to REALLY REAL RELIGION there's all these killings and crusades and it just gets really messy. I guess part of proving you're SUPER SERIAL is taking out everyone else who disagrees with you.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

P3nT4gR4m

#4
April 30, 2013, 10:04:50 AM
First the was Jedi and now TPB... every time one of these spurious religions is officially acknowledged it debases the whole idea of religion and makes it a laughing stock.

nice one  :lulz:

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LMNO

#5
April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Richter

#6
April 30, 2013, 02:58:01 PM
"Code is law".....  SO many ways to go with this
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#7
April 30, 2013, 07:33:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

This is a true thing.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
April 30, 2013, 07:34:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 30, 2013, 02:58:01 PM
"Code is law".....  SO many ways to go with this

Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?

"Baby Jesus said it's okay to fileshare."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#9
May 01, 2013, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess  :|

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 01, 2013, 05:07:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2013, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess  :|

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#11
May 01, 2013, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 01, 2013, 05:07:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2013, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess  :|

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 01, 2013, 05:24:05 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 01, 2013, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 01, 2013, 05:07:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2013, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess  :|

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#13
May 01, 2013, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2013, 05:24:05 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 01, 2013, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 01, 2013, 05:07:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2013, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
Still a more sane religion than Scientology.

Not even sure how I feel about a sanity scale being applied to religions. Kinda like ranking different kinds of houses in order of top speed, I guess  :|

FUCK YOU, MY HOUSE IS FASTER THAN YOUR HOUSE!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

All you have to do is paint some racing stripes on it, you'll get better MPH. I have the fastest fridge and toaster in the neighborhood.

Red houses go fastest.  This is known science.

True, but white ones are more aerodynamic.

Plus, it matches my drapes.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Elder Iptuous

#14
May 01, 2013, 05:31:31 PM
my neighbors house went down the side of the hill at an incredible speed earlier this year.
i was intimidated by how fast his house was, and so i moved this past weekend.  (and i'm sore as all get-out!)
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