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ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 30, 2013, 04:14:29 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
April 30, 2013, 07:56:51 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 30, 2013, 06:55:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 30, 2013, 06:19:26 PM
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

Looks like this:



Are you sure that's not beer foam and beef boullion on candied sweet potatoes?

Or regurgitated stomach bile on glazed carrots?
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#16
April 30, 2013, 08:01:21 PM
 :horrormirth:

I do want people to come back for dinner next week...

Salty

#17
April 30, 2013, 09:06:48 PM
Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.
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Eater of Clowns

#18
April 30, 2013, 09:41:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 30, 2013, 09:06:48 PM
Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.

Not specified:  whose.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#19
April 30, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
April 30, 2013, 09:51:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

YES!!!
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East Coast Hustle

#21
April 30, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
I was literally just about to post "Waffalafels" in the food cart idea thread when I read this.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALL THE NIGELS.
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#22
April 30, 2013, 11:50:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 09:51:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

YES!!!
:lulz:

I am easily amused today...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
May 01, 2013, 12:03:32 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on April 30, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
I was literally just about to post "Waffalafels" in the food cart idea thread when I read this.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALL THE NIGELS.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#24
May 01, 2013, 06:06:37 PM
I second tacowaffles.
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#25
May 01, 2013, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 01, 2013, 06:06:37 PM
I second tacowaffles.

The masa dough will require a dedicated shopping run, but I can put that on the list for next waffle night.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
May 01, 2013, 06:26:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2013, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 01, 2013, 06:06:37 PM
I second tacowaffles.

The masa dough will require a dedicated shopping run, but I can put that on the list for next waffle night.

Doesn't your regular grocery store have masa? In the mexican aisle?
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
May 01, 2013, 06:27:23 PM
Or sometimes in the refrigerator section by the meat, there's masa already made up in bags.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#28
May 01, 2013, 06:37:35 PM
I've never seen it, but I've also never gone looking for it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#29
May 01, 2013, 06:58:13 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2013, 06:37:35 PM
I've never seen it, but I've also never gone looking for it.

Masa preparada for tamales. If the store carries frozen pig heads, they probably carry that. It's not frozen though, just refreigerated.

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