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ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 30, 2013, 04:14:29 AM

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 09, 2013, 03:22:45 AM
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 03:49:06 AM
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 03:56:13 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 03:49:06 AM
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

So it's just getting to the right age.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 04:00:58 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 03:56:13 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 03:49:06 AM
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

So it's just getting to the right age.

I don't trust my fridge very much

Or hate my friends...

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I don't think you're sufficiently committed to Sparkle Motion, Gogira.

This is SCIENCE we're talking about.
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I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.
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I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Q. G. Pennyworth

Small children at waffle night, alcohol waffles are probably a bad idea. I was considering an anchovy waffle for the mystery one, but I think the smell will be too obvious.

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 05:12:27 PM
Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

Weed makes me a paranoid mess, and that's just from second-hand exposure :(

ALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 05:12:27 PM
Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

Weed makes me a paranoid mess, and that's just from second-hand exposure :(

Yeah. Sorry, I meant to add:


QuoteALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.

Not so bad. One time, Enrico Salazar made "waffles" for a crowd of 5,000 people out of three fishes and two loaves of bread.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 09, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"