ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What is a Quinoa and how to I waffle it?

It is a seed that is eaten like a grain!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinoa

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point 

So it's just getting to the right age.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point 

So it's just getting to the right age.

I don't trust my fridge very much

Or hate my friends...

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't think you're sufficiently committed to Sparkle Motion, Gogira.

This is SCIENCE we're talking about.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.

[Left]

I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.

The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Small children at waffle night, alcohol waffles are probably a bad idea. I was considering an anchovy waffle for the mystery one, but I think the smell will be too obvious.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

Weed makes me a paranoid mess, and that's just from second-hand exposure

ALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

Weed makes me a paranoid mess, and that's just from second-hand exposure

Yeah. Sorry, I meant to add:

ALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.

Not so bad. One time, Enrico Salazar made "waffles" for a crowd of 5,000 people out of three fishes and two loaves of bread.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.

The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.