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ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 30, 2013, 04:14:29 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 03:54:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 09, 2013, 03:22:45 AM
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.

Quinoa is actually delicious and I like it a lot. I don't buy it anymore though, because eight bucks a pound for GRAIN is stupid. I've been cooking with millet and teff instead, I don't like either of them quite as much but they're good.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 06:02:21 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 09, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.

True story

I make a chocolate whiskey cake that packs a punch.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

Doktor Howl

Haggis waffles.

Head cheese waffles.

Sous vide waffles.

More soon.
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Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Nine of the waffle night attendees did not know that waffle night is not for normal waffles. Needless to say, their tears were delicious.

LMNO

Have I mentioned bleu cheese and sardine waffles?

Doktor Howl

I was trying to come with something hideous, then I came up with something AMAZING.

Vindaloo waffles.
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LMNO

Hold on... I can see that.

Which leads me to kimchee chicken waffles with schiracca.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:44:42 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:12:13 AM
Century Egg Wafffle

Why, Alty, why?!?!  :cry:  :vom:

For us, CPD.  He does for all of us.

. . . well then why not go all out and make lutefisk and vegemite waffles? It could be an International House of Waffle Barffet.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Black pudding waffles.

Pickled egg and pork hock waffles with yak butter.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 08:09:36 PM
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."