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ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 30, 2013, 04:14:29 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I love these recent "more exotic" waffle suggestions. I think you need to do it. For your guests.
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 10, 2013, 06:00:01 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 08:09:36 PM
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 06:01:54 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 10, 2013, 06:00:01 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 08:09:36 PM
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 10, 2013, 03:09:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 06:01:54 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 10, 2013, 06:00:01 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 08:09:36 PM
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

Freakish!

I dunno, I think it would be pretty good, if you threw some quinoa in.

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I just had a terrible waffle idea (waffles rockefeller) which led to an AMAZING waffle idea (po' boy with waffles as the buns).
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Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 06:02:21 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 09, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
Really?
...Alcohol isn't my fave anyway.
...Something I've been meaning to figure out how to make are chocolate rum balls, and those do, in fact, get you drunk.
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Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 10, 2013, 08:59:55 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 06:02:21 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 09, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
Really?
...Alcohol isn't my fave anyway.
...Something I've been meaning to figure out how to make are chocolate rum balls, and those do, in fact, get you drunk.

There's a recipe for chocolate salty balls in my cookie thread that'll fuck you up if you have enough ;)

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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Potato chip waffles. Top with your choice of ketchup, mayo, mustard, whatever.

McGrupp

Sure it's been done before, but it occurred to me that waffles + syrup + ice cream + blender = awesome waffle milkshake. Maybe blend separate so that the waffles aren't liquified, just waffle chunks. Garnish with slice of waffle.

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