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hundreds of jugs of piss...

Started by von, April 30, 2013, 09:39:28 AM

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von

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Hundreds-of-Jugs-of-Urine-Found-in-Newtown-Home-205244791.html
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Newtown police made a bizarre discovery last week when they found between 200 and 300 plastic one- gallon jugs filled with urine in a home on Route 34 in the Sandy Hook section of Newtown.

I don't even...

Bruno

I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.
Formerly something else...

von

Quote from: Emo Howard on April 30, 2013, 10:14:25 AM
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.

The real question though: how are your stocks of poop looking?

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That is, indeed, incredibly weird.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.

:lulz:

Maybe they were stockpiling sulphur.

Just in case.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


von

My first thought past "sick fuck" was that whoever was stocking this may have been selling the pee to potheads for drug tests

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

von

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 30, 2013, 10:05:06 PM
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"

I bet he was pissed

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2013, 01:51:35 AM
Leaving this thread now.
:?
it was a piss thread to begin with.

Quote from: Mangrove on May 01, 2013, 07:52:01 PM
Maybe they were into natural dyes?

http://www.allfiberarts.com/library/aa01/aa012101.htm
my mother's maiden name is Fuller.  when i looked up the origin, i found that it was an occupation of cleaning or treating wool with urine.