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Re: This game is awesome!
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2013, 04:25:31 pm »
i'm uncertain whether this thread is more amusing for not having played the game, but it makes me chuckle.   :lol:

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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2013, 04:29:00 pm »
I ate a lot of candy. Is that bad?

No, it's good. I have eaten 11323 candies and I still can't make it to the castle door, so I must EAT MORE CANDIES.

Is it actually bumping the health? I can't tell.

Yeah, just not very fast.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2013, 04:40:33 pm »
There goes my day!
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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2013, 06:43:40 pm »
the fuck is the final frog question?

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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2013, 07:01:26 pm »
the fuck is the final frog question?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2013, 08:32:11 pm »
DUDE. I totally did not notice candies upping the health. Which explains why those god damn knights cut me down like so much brown cheese on toast.

Okay, so, I ate 26,000 candies and my health did not change. I CALL SHENANIGANS.
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« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2013, 09:28:44 pm »
OMG A DRAGON

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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2013, 09:30:10 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2013, 09:38:37 pm »
\o/_____KNI

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_____\o/KNI     ( Hahahah. You shall not pass, fucker.)

_____\x/KNI   /

_______KNI

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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2013, 10:04:25 pm »
\o/_____KNI

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_____\o/KNI     ( Hahahah. You shall not pass, fucker.)

_____\x/KNI   /

_______KNI

Gotta \o/__DRG__KNI

I cut through a mess of them that way but I keep getting knocked back to the start by the stupid * falling from the sky.
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« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2013, 10:06:27 pm »
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!
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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2013, 10:07:52 pm »
I'M IN!
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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2013, 10:08:51 pm »
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.
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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2013, 10:10:20 pm »
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.

I don't know, the cloning scroll is pretty bitchin'.
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« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2013, 10:12:18 pm »
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.

I don't know, the cloning scroll is pretty bitchin'.

I blew my cloning scroll early and they're a bitch to brew