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Freedom in Houston.
« on: May 02, 2013, 10:22:07 pm »
Some fucktard decided to shoot the air, then someone in Terminal B, and then himself here in Bush Intercontinental Airport today. All this happened before being touched by TSA. The weapon of choice Pistol. from what I've read.
/INB4 Assault Rifles ban.

My brother will be working in Terminal E, and his GF works in Terminal C.

Here come the conspiracy theories! I'm pretty sure the cult of Derrick is going to free the airport next week.

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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 10:23:05 pm »
That sucks, man.
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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 10:25:11 pm »
Some fucktard decided to shoot the air, then someone in Terminal B, and then himself here in Bush Intercontinental Airport today. All this happened before being touched by TSA. The weapon of choice Pistol. from what I've read.
/INB4 Assault Rifles ban.

My brother will be working in Terminal E, and his GF works in Terminal C.

Here come the conspiracy theories! I'm pretty sure the cult of Derrick is going to free the airport next week.

Binks is okay, yes?

Nowhere near the carnage?  IIRC, there's quite a distance between A & B, door-to-door wise, but I don't know how far away C is.
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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 10:34:52 pm »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/02/18022143-man-shoots-himself-at-houston-airport-after-firing-into-air-witnesses-and-sources-say?lite

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A man shot himself to death Thursday at the main Houston airport after firing into the air with an assault rifle, witnesses and law enforcement sources told NBC News.

The man had a suicide note in a backpack, the sources said. They said he was fired on by federal agents before producing a handgun and killing himself.

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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 10:36:23 pm »
It was a concealable, downsized assault rifle.

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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 10:36:52 pm »
It was a concealable, downsized assault rifle.

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Anyway, I'm glad it wasn't in Binks' terminal.
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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 11:02:05 pm »
O.o Suicide by cop wasn't fast enough?
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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 01:30:37 am »
Binks is okay. You have to get by TSA and their wall of Freedom to get to them. It literally happened where you walk in and buy tickets from what I read. Also Binks was off today. No massacre happened everyone was messaging us while we were sleeping, dropping packages off, and doing laundry.
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Re: Freedom in Houston.
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 02:52:21 pm »
Post clean up bump.

I'm glad to hear that, Bearman.
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