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Started by Horab Fibslager, December 03, 2004, 09:34:44 AM

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Horab Fibslager

...or forgive us goddess, i blame the hippies.




man i totally forgot what i was going to write for this...
Hell is other people.

Prickly

Pope Prickly the Pielyamorous Porcupine of the Bent Quarter Cabal and, more recently, the Sunrise If You Dare Cabal

Before the beginning, there was a 50/50 chance of either something or nothing existing. So, something and nothing decided to flip a coin to decide which of them would exist. However, in order for there to be a coin to flip, something had to have already won the toss. Therefore, you only exist because something is a cheating bastard.

Horab Fibslager

probaly not.

i'm a catalyst type.
Hell is other people.

/o\


East Coast Hustle

no, I'm the catalyst.

it says so right there.

<---------
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

maybe you are one.

i hadn't noticed.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

<--------says right there.

I'm not a catalyst.

I'm the catalyst.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

I think we will have to agree to disagree here.

Bob the Mediocre

"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

East Coast Hustle

what if I decided to disagree to agree?

what then?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhat if I decided to disagree to agree?

what then?

Well I simply cannot agree to that.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Quote from: λ.free.horab...or forgive us goddess, i blame the hippies.




man i totally forgot what i was going to write for this...
Zorga blames the hippies, too.
Zorga blames everyone. Except Zorga, of course.
But mostly, Zorga blames her exhusbands, the Bobs.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Bob the Mediocre

...I don't remember marrying anyone...
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh

I ATE YOUR WIFE!
I's alarm clock is set. Wear pants!

Do not fear the inevitable!