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one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism

Started by Chucklemaster, May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM

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Chucklemaster

Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Don Coyote

Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.


So far.



Golden Applesauce

In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 09, 2013, 03:33:50 AM
In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.

I heard this in GLaDOS' voice.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

SRSLY.

Just LOOK at this place.

Have you SEEN the drug threads?

Assbags, the lot of them.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chucklemaster

Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 09, 2013, 03:25:36 AM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.


So far.

Thanks! It's good to feel suspicious but welcome.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

James Vagabond


The Johnny

discordia is like offering flax tea... it will help with the mind's gallstones, but you cannot force them to drink it (drink what? the gallstone?the pee? the tea? oh i see!) but if they refuse you can recite this haiku:

gobble gobble go
go go gobble gobble go
gobble gobble no

now shush stoner
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I sometimes just call people either popes or fendersons and try not to explain further
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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