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WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, May 17, 2013, 02:08:53 AM

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EK WAFFLR

#15
May 17, 2013, 02:25:24 PM
Galdrameister, to be specific.
You know, the type that makes necro pance.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#16
May 17, 2013, 02:51:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 17, 2013, 02:25:24 PM
Galdrameister, to be specific.
You know, the type that makes necro pance.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Did anybody notice the king's name? Harald Bluetooth?

Give a Viking necropance and a cell phone and you've got problems...
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
May 17, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
GUYS GUYS GUYS

I know this is going to sound insane, but what if the technology is actually named after that guy?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
May 17, 2013, 04:17:20 PM
In my excitement that thought did not occur to me...
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#19
May 17, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
It is, actually.

The word "Bluetooth" is an anglicized version of the Scandinavian Blåtand/Blåtann, the epithet of the tenth-century king Harald I of Denmark and parts of Norway who united dissonant Danish tribes into a single kingdom. The idea of this name was proposed by Jim Kardach who developed a system that would allow mobile phones to communicate with computers (at the time he was reading Frans Gunnar Bengtsson's historical novel The Long Ships about Vikings and king Harald Bluetooth).[5] The implication is that Bluetooth does the same with communications protocols, uniting them into one universal standard.[6][7][8]
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#20
May 17, 2013, 04:24:24 PM
Huh. Nifty
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Cain

#21
May 17, 2013, 04:29:13 PM
So the eventual aim of Bluetooth is to invade and subjugate England?

I'm OK with this outcome.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
May 17, 2013, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 17, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
It is, actually.

The word "Bluetooth" is an anglicized version of the Scandinavian Blåtand/Blåtann, the epithet of the tenth-century king Harald I of Denmark and parts of Norway who united dissonant Danish tribes into a single kingdom. The idea of this name was proposed by Jim Kardach who developed a system that would allow mobile phones to communicate with computers (at the time he was reading Frans Gunnar Bengtsson's historical novel The Long Ships about Vikings and king Harald Bluetooth).[5] The implication is that Bluetooth does the same with communications protocols, uniting them into one universal standard.[6][7][8]

Yes

I was being a tiny bit facetious.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#23
May 17, 2013, 04:57:52 PM
Dammit. I'm a bit slow today.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#24
May 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM
Wait....







YOU MEAN I CAN FOR REALLY REALS SAY "IMMA CHARGIN' MY SIGILS!"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
May 17, 2013, 06:02:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM
Wait....







YOU MEAN I CAN FOR REALLY REALS SAY "IMMA CHARGIN' MY SIGILS!"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#26
May 17, 2013, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM
Wait....







YOU MEAN I CAN FOR REALLY REALS SAY "IMMA CHARGIN' MY SIGILS!"

why else do you think I brought it up
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