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BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, May 16, 2013, 08:53:16 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

May 16, 2013, 08:53:16 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
May 16, 2013, 01:19:39 PM
Disappointments all around.  :sad:
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#2
May 16, 2013, 04:12:04 PM
Especially since that link is a hoax.  :argh!:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
May 16, 2013, 04:40:49 PM
But they BROUGHT IN AN EXPERT, Suu!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
May 16, 2013, 04:50:33 PM
 :lulz: I love that newspapers took up the story without verifying it.

I mean, it's completely unsurprising, I just love it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
May 16, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:

THEORETICALLY

I mean, really in just sort of fundamental journalistic practice

THE EXISTENCE OF ANY STORY AT ALL IS A RED FLAG FOR DOUBLE-CHECKING.

Just taking the five minutes to confirm that a story has a credible source and isn't from Sweden's version of The Onion or from some agenda-driven special interest group. For any story, whether it's absurd or not.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
May 17, 2013, 01:47:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:

THEORETICALLY

I mean, really in just sort of fundamental journalistic practice

THE EXISTENCE OF ANY STORY AT ALL IS A RED FLAG FOR DOUBLE-CHECKING.

Just taking the five minutes to confirm that a story has a credible source and isn't from Sweden's version of The Onion or from some agenda-driven special interest group. For any story, whether it's absurd or not.

The media is in sore need of some serious Nigeling.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Left

#8
May 17, 2013, 12:10:24 PM
You threw an uprising and nobody came...
...Not even the guy supposedly dumb enough to fuck a hornet's nest.
:cry:

...The thing is? everyone really believed there was someone that dumb.
It's hard to overestimate human stupidity.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
May 17, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 17, 2013, 12:10:24 PM
You threw an uprising and nobody came...
...Not even the guy supposedly dumb enough to fuck a hornet's nest.
:cry:

...The thing is? everyone really believed there was someone that dumb.
It's hard to overestimate human stupidity.

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions. Remember that guy who had sex with the horse and then died? That actually happened. Or the woman who had sex with a dog and was allergic to dog semen and then died? That happened too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 17, 2013, 04:15:27 PM
Or the guy who had sex with a picnic table, and got his dick stuck in it and had to be rescued? Or the guy who had sex with a pipe, and had to go to the hospital and have the pipe sawed off his dick?

Guys will try to stick their dicks in many places.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 17, 2013, 04:16:43 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 01:47:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:

THEORETICALLY

I mean, really in just sort of fundamental journalistic practice

THE EXISTENCE OF ANY STORY AT ALL IS A RED FLAG FOR DOUBLE-CHECKING.

Just taking the five minutes to confirm that a story has a credible source and isn't from Sweden's version of The Onion or from some agenda-driven special interest group. For any story, whether it's absurd or not.

The media is in sore need of some serious Nigeling.

I'll show them "sore".  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Left

#12
May 18, 2013, 04:28:26 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 01:24:21 PM

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions.

True that...

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2011/03/09/13-bizarre-objects-ever-found-inside-people.html

...I've heard the saying: never do anything you'd be embarrassed to explain to the paramedic.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 18, 2013, 04:42:03 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 18, 2013, 04:28:26 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 01:24:21 PM

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions.

True that...

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2011/03/09/13-bizarre-objects-ever-found-inside-people.html

...I've heard the saying: never do anything you'd be embarrassed to explain to the paramedic.

My friend is chief resident at one of the larger local hospitals. She has seen some THINGS, man.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#14
May 18, 2013, 02:54:35 PM
Buddha's Ghost Penis used to have an X-ray of a bottle up somebody's ass as an avatar.  :lol:
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