It's art.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.

Almost. But you do what you can.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.

Almost. But you do what you can.

But the psychic fairs are over for the year. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.

Almost. But you do what you can.

But the psychic fairs are over for the year. 

There has to be some kind of art show or rainbow event or something coming up.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

See, I'd just have this low buzzing noise in my head.

[Left]

I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

And this is where I enter the picture. All smiles, here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

See, I'd just have this low buzzing noise in my head.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Slightly surprised this photoessay hasn't yet been done.

[Left]

I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Slightly surprised this photoessay hasn't yet been done.

*Picturing myself and a bunch of other middle-aged and podgy people, running naked through a Wal-Mart.*
.........
*Thinking if we were all painted in woad, carrying clubs and screaming, it would be perfect
Also remembering this:*

http://www.hark.com/clips/qyfflxtrkj-guy-calls-wal-mart-for-buttplugs

...I have met the man who made this prank call.  He has 2 kids now.  O.O

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Slightly surprised this photoessay hasn't yet been done.

*Picturing myself and a bunch of other middle-aged and podgy people, running naked through a Wal-Mart.*
.........
*Thinking if we were all painted in woad, carrying clubs and screaming, it would be perfect
Also remembering this:*

http://www.hark.com/clips/qyfflxtrkj-guy-calls-wal-mart-for-buttplugs

...I have met the man who made this prank call.  He has 2 kids now.  O.O

That would be well worth doing. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My eyes bleed. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?s=Naked