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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 17, 2013, 07:34:47 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 17, 2013, 07:34:47 PM
I hate you fuckers so much that I'd just as soon grab you by the nose and throw you into traffic as look at you.  You bastards had better get down on your KNEES and THANK GOD - even if you don't believe in him/her - that Obama is president and that I'm not.  If I was, you bastards would NEVER get bored.  You wouldn't have TIME to sit endlessly viewing posts like a bored & depressed truck driver obsessively jacking off in a Motel 6.  No.  You'd be BUSY.  You'd be AVOIDING MY HIRED GOONS, and when they DID catch you, they'd jack you up by the back of the pants, tie your thumbs together with piano wire, stick you in a dress with your eyelids painted orange and a drink holder glued the small of your back, and they'd THROW YOU IN WITH THE OTHERS.

The world is, sadly, not run by me.  It is run by vicious children, but the best "Discordia" can manage to "do about it" is cranking out yet another "Intermittens" issue (run by placid dingo, now1 har har!), jabber about STALE ASS JOKES INVOLVING HOT DOGS, or (here) indulge in RHWN baiting.  Or just STARING AT THE SCREEN, too fucking unsocialized to even SAY HELLO.

So fuck the whole pack of you.  When I rise to power, most of you will be thrown in the sausage hopper with the humans.  And the rest of you will eat sausage.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU FUCKERS KILLED ME YET?  If you had any fucking SENSE, I'd have been a greasy spot on the wall YEARS AGO.  Because if you DON'T kill me first, you can bet your ass I'll be coming for you, with a sausage grinder on a little red wagon...And a big GRIN.

TGRR,
TOMORROW, with a SMILE ON HIS FACE.



1  So, a bunch of people will get "published" regardless of how they feel about it, I'm guessing.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1
May 17, 2013, 08:54:31 PM
Hello.

I'd like to think it is part of a cunning and long term plan to drive you to exactly these measures.  "Anything for a laugh", right?  At least, I'd believe that if I had ever seen evidence of cunning or long term planning here.

However, I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why having any actual effect on the world around you is "greyfaced".  And then RWHN will pop up and post a passive-aggressive one liner, upset because he is no longer the centre of attention.  Then the three lameass pet trolls from FB/Totse2 will take the opportunity to wade into the mess and try to make it worse, only succeeding due to at least one person insisting on taking them absolutely seriously.

And then we can all take turns sniffing each other's farts. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
May 17, 2013, 08:58:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 17, 2013, 08:54:31 PM
Hello.

I'd like to think it is part of a cunning and long term plan to drive you to exactly these measures.  "Anything for a laugh", right?  At least, I'd believe that if I had ever seen evidence of cunning or long term planning here.

However, I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain why having any actual effect on the world around you is "greyfaced".  And then RWHN will pop up and post a passive-aggressive one liner, upset because he is no longer the centre of attention.  Then the three lameass pet trolls from FB/Totse2 will take the opportunity to wade into the mess and try to make it worse, only succeeding due to at least one person insisting on taking them absolutely seriously.

And then we can all take turns sniffing each other's farts.

Well, heaven forbid we stop chewing our cud and viewing non-existent "unread posts" long enough to maybe say "hello" or something, much less do anything new.  I, myself, prefer to stare at the site index until my retinas detach.  Then I tell everyone how advanced I am because I don't watch television.  No, I instead stare at a monitor all day, waiting for cool shit to happen. 

But you know what?  If you can't beat 'em, join them.  To death.

I think I'll spend a month or so trying this method.  Someone else can do stuff, I'll patiently wait for them to begin.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
May 17, 2013, 09:50:02 PM
Dingo is doing Intermittens?
I have one of those 1930's sausage grinders in case the newer ones don't hold up. It's indestructible, it grinds BONE.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
May 17, 2013, 09:51:00 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:50:02 PM
Dingo is doing Intermittens?

Yep.  He just posted a link to it on Cram's page.

Because why not keep doing the same old shit long after its day?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
May 17, 2013, 09:56:18 PM
I'll make a trip to my storage building tomorrow. *sigh*

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
May 17, 2013, 10:02:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:51:00 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:50:02 PM
Dingo is doing Intermittens?

Yep.  He just posted a link to it on Cram's page.

Because why not keep doing the same old shit long after its day?

Yeah, he certainly wouldn't want to post a link here, out of, oh I don't know, some kind of respect for its birthplace and the people who collaborated to make the first few issues come to life.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
May 17, 2013, 10:04:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:02:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:51:00 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:50:02 PM
Dingo is doing Intermittens?

Yep.  He just posted a link to it on Cram's page.

Because why not keep doing the same old shit long after its day?

Yeah, he certainly wouldn't want to post a link here, out of, oh I don't know, some kind of respect for its birthplace and the people who collaborated to make the first few issues come to life.

It certainly has nothing to do with one-upsmanship or anything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
May 17, 2013, 10:05:31 PM
Besides, if you recall, Dingo's "mentor" was "cheated out of his intermittens".

He HAS to do this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
May 17, 2013, 10:18:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:05:31 PM
Besides, if you recall, Dingo's "mentor" was "cheated out of his intermittens".

He HAS to do this.

:lulz: Did he actually call Loveshady his "mentor"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 17, 2013, 10:18:53 PM
And I don't think he was cheated out of anything, he completed the issue. Under false pretenses, which I am not OK with, but he finished it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
May 17, 2013, 10:20:51 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:18:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:05:31 PM
Besides, if you recall, Dingo's "mentor" was "cheated out of his intermittens".

He HAS to do this.

:lulz: Did he actually call Loveshady his "mentor"?

No, I did.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 17, 2013, 10:21:09 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:18:53 PM
And I don't think he was cheated out of anything, he completed the issue. Under false pretenses, which I am not OK with, but he finished it.

Yes, but he didn't get the glory.  You know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#13
May 18, 2013, 12:21:23 AM
To be completely fair, Intermittens was intended to be open source.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
May 18, 2013, 12:39:47 AM
I saw a link to the Kerry Thornley thing . . . was it here or somewhere else? This link : hxxp://www.kerrythornley.com/publications/magazines/intermittens/

Is that the same thing? I cannot for the life of me remember where it popped up.
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