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Started by Dalek, May 17, 2013, 09:38:03 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
May 17, 2013, 10:08:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:03:12 PM

Got a gram of meth in my pocket, but no fucks to give, sorry

Well, that pretty much explains everything. :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
May 17, 2013, 10:08:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:08:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:03:12 PM

Got a gram of meth in my pocket, but no fucks to give, sorry

Well, that pretty much explains everything. :horrormirth:

This is like watching Horab melt down.  Seriously.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dalek

#18
May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.

No wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

:lulz: OK.

U trollin'?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
May 17, 2013, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

:lulz: OK.

U trollin'?

I highly doubt it.  He's proven himself to be that dumb.

He's finally achieved his goal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
May 17, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.

He was pretty cool, before he traded in his personality for the 4/20 uniform.

QuoteNo wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.

Well, that is a self-correcting problem.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dalek

#24
May 17, 2013, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.

He was pretty cool, before he traded in his personality for the 4/20 uniform.

QuoteNo wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.

Well, that is a self-correcting problem.

So drugs have made me un-cool? I thought it worked the opposite way.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
May 17, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

:lulz: OK.

U trollin'?

I highly doubt it.  He's proven himself to be that dumb.

He's finally achieved his goal.

His logic is immaculate. "The only thing I've ever been addicted to is cigarettes, so I definitely won't get addicted to this substance that is more addictive than cigarettes".

I wonder how that girlfriend of his worked out?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dalek

#26
May 17, 2013, 10:19:00 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

:lulz: OK.

U trollin'?

I highly doubt it.  He's proven himself to be that dumb.

He's finally achieved his goal.

His logic is immaculate. "The only thing I've ever been addicted to is cigarettes, so I definitely won't get addicted to this substance that is more addictive than cigarettes".

I wonder how that girlfriend of his worked out?

It didn't work out. The feelings you get on meth and mdma aren't really real, except for the first week WHEN THEY TOTALLY FUCKING ARE

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:19:00 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:

Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.

That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.

Meh.  The world will stagger along without him.  Somehow.

I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.

:lulz: OK.

U trollin'?

I highly doubt it.  He's proven himself to be that dumb.

He's finally achieved his goal.

His logic is immaculate. "The only thing I've ever been addicted to is cigarettes, so I definitely won't get addicted to this substance that is more addictive than cigarettes".

I wonder how that girlfriend of his worked out?

It didn't work out. The feelings you get on meth and mdma aren't really real, except for the first week WHEN THEY TOTALLY FUCKING ARE

Surprise.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
May 17, 2013, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.

He was pretty cool, before he traded in his personality for the 4/20 uniform.

QuoteNo wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.

Well, that is a self-correcting problem.

So drugs have made me un-cool? I thought it worked the opposite way.

I know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
May 17, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.

I'm shocked.  Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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