Cutting it off

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, look at this shit.

But the infant has no say in the matter.
Maybe a scream of agony, but no say.

OLD AND BUSTED.

It's a classic from Usenet.

When a newsgroup annoyed me, I used to crosspost a reply to a circumcision group and a pregnancy group, and sit back and let the rest take care of itself.

And it still works to this very day, apparently. 

I know! Except, sadly, you can no longer crosspost between forae. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Although I have no interest in the discussion, it's pretty amusing how fantastically effective it is for trollbaiting.

The topic of circumcision lives in this magical space where the combined insecurities of parents/potential parents and of men about their penises are put in the same blender. It's a two-for-one with an amazing positive feedback effect: rattle the bars on the shared wall between these two kinds of insecurity, and they'll flip the fuck out and start rattling each others' bars for you.

As for the actual topic and the monumentally overdone discussion around it? Boring as fuck. Every possible point has been chewed over a million times. But I think it's a classic case study of a topic that people can't seem to help themselves about.

It's a bucket of gasoline in a room where everyone has a lighter.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Although I have no interest in the discussion, it's pretty amusing how fantastically effective it is for trollbaiting.

The topic of circumcision lives in this magical space where the combined insecurities of parents/potential parents and of men about their penises are put in the same blender. It's a two-for-one with an amazing positive feedback effect: rattle the bars on the shared wall between these two kinds of insecurity, and they'll flip the fuck out and start rattling each others' bars for you.

As for the actual topic and the monumentally overdone discussion around it? Boring as fuck. Every possible point has been chewed over a million times. But I think it's a classic case study of a topic that people can't seem to help themselves about.

It's a bucket of gasoline in a room where everyone has a lighter.

Thing is, we used to do other stuff.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think youve had enough hylie.




Youre cut off.

[The Johnny]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

Being laughed at on Facebook is SRS BSNS.

Being laughed at and then left alone and forgotten about is even worse.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

Being laughed at on Facebook is SRS BSNS.

Being laughed at and then left alone and forgotten about is even worse.

Yeah, well, they weren't very memorable.  Seriously. 

When the admin started jabbering about banning the "unpopular people", I gave them all the link to cram's page, out of sheer malice.  Now the ones that can actually form a sentence are on TDS2013, and the dumber motherfuckers are still on TDS.

[The Johnny]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

Johnny, the thread started as a transgender decision thing, then IMMEDIATELY - in the OP - went to circumcision, which is the single oldest troll in the history of the internet; as Nigel says, it goes back to USENET days.

[The Johnny]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

Johnny, the thread started as a transgender decision thing, then IMMEDIATELY - in the OP - went to circumcision, which is the single oldest troll in the history of the internet; as Nigel says, it goes back to USENET days.

Ok. This is the only forum ive posted in though, and i wasnt around for usenet. Actually, ive only been around the net activelly for about 8 years.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

Johnny, the thread started as a transgender decision thing, then IMMEDIATELY - in the OP - went to circumcision, which is the single oldest troll in the history of the internet; as Nigel says, it goes back to USENET days.

Ok. This is the only forum ive posted in though, and i wasnt around for usenet. Actually, ive only been around the net activelly for about 8 years.

Ah. Well, the circumcision troll is literally the oldest troll in the book. A classic.

[Left]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

I have issues like Time magazine, though since I am, more or less, an anatomically-unaltered female, missing my foreskin is not one of them.

And I don't hang out on Facebook. I have an account in a fake name if I feel like accessing the site, but I don't make use of it much. From what I can tell it's a stupid and drama-ridden place.

[Left]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

Johnny, the thread started as a transgender decision thing, then IMMEDIATELY - in the OP - went to circumcision, which is the single oldest troll in the history of the internet; as Nigel says, it goes back to USENET days.

Ok. This is the only forum ive posted in though, and i wasnt around for usenet. Actually, ive only been around the net activelly for about 8 years.

I never got onto usenet.
If I were going to troll, I'd troll GlennBeckLand...I would be trying to rouse them to greater lunacy.

I only really got into 'net culture since I have a job that lets me play on the internet.
I'm a guard.
...The building is still here, job is done.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.

now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

I have issues like Time magazine, though since I am, more or less, an anatomically-unaltered female, missing my foreskin is not one of them.

And I don't hang out on Facebook. I have an account in a fake name if I feel like accessing the site, but I don't make use of it much. From what I can tell it's a stupid and drama-ridden place.

I think I might like you, new guy.