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I love Mondays.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 20, 2013, 02:51:04 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 20, 2013, 02:51:04 PM
I believe I will love Mondays all over my coworkers.  I shall be NICE to them ALL DAY.

I'm gonna GRIN and BE POLITE.

Which shouldn't freak them out badly at all.
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May 20, 2013, 03:04:25 PM
My God.
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#2
May 20, 2013, 03:05:43 PM
I, in fact, do love Mondays.

Today is my Saturday, and I shall spend it wisely - by sleeping at odd hours and reading things I shouldn't be.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 20, 2013, 03:07:13 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lenin McCarthy

#4
May 20, 2013, 03:10:33 PM
This Monday is an extra Sunday for me because of some carpenter from Galilee.

Junkenstein

#5
May 20, 2013, 04:49:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 02:51:04 PM
I believe I will love Mondays all over my coworkers.  I shall be NICE to them ALL DAY.

I'm gonna GRIN and BE POLITE.

Which shouldn't freak them out badly at all.

I've had quite the opposite and most of my day has been spent shouting "Fuck off".

There's some kind of universal balancing karma bullshit here probably.
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May 20, 2013, 05:03:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 02:51:04 PM
I believe I will love Mondays all over my coworkers.  I shall be NICE to them ALL DAY.

I'm gonna GRIN and BE POLITE.

Which shouldn't freak them out badly at all.

:lulz:
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#7
May 20, 2013, 06:30:11 PM
Monday is my 4th favorite day of the week. The other three are my 3 days off, so Monday is doing OK for itself.

Sunday, however, can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
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#8
May 20, 2013, 08:08:00 PM
I find Mondays great too!!! New week, new things to do and problems to solve! Today was a holiday here, so tomorrow is this weeks Monday :D
some of my colleagues are really complainy on Mondays but I try to ignore it... Now that you say it though maybe tomorrow I'll try the "rub it in their face" approach as an experiment  :lulz:

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Freeky

#9
May 20, 2013, 09:09:02 PM
Fffffffhuck mondays.



that's eally all there is to say on the matter.

The Good Reverend Roger

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May 20, 2013, 09:15:31 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 20, 2013, 09:09:02 PM
Fffffffhuck mondays.



that's eally all there is to say on the matter.

Well, yeah.  But it's more of a rough shagging.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#11
May 20, 2013, 09:27:27 PM
Monday is day 3 of my 4 day work week. So I get my balls-out busy as fuck shitshow days out of the way right up front. Monday marks the beginning of the downhill coast to my 3 day weekend. Plus I can usually actually find parking near work.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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#12
May 20, 2013, 09:50:01 PM
I found out today that the person I was expecting a call from TODAY was actually supposed to get in touch with me over the weekend. And I got no call nor e-mail nor smoke signal nor signal beacon OR NOTHING. So my Monday has been FABULOUS. ARGLE BARGLE BARGLE.

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#13
May 20, 2013, 10:22:46 PM
I have no good reason to feel fantastic on Mondays, and yet I always do....
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#14
May 20, 2013, 11:02:16 PM
I usually take Monday as a 'me' day. It's when I ignore the chores and veg out to movies and games. A bit of de-stressing, if you will, from the hecticness of the weekend.
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