But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Never knew there was animosity between the Warsies and the Whovians. Doesn't make any sense.

Then again I never understood the animosity between Warsies and Trekkies (or any two fan groups really)

You're missing out. I watched some Twilight fans verbally beat down some Harry Potter fans at the mall. Of course, the Twilight fans were 45-year-old men and the Harry Potter fans were 15-year-old boys.

[Doktor Howl]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.

The Good Reverend Roger may be dead, but don't Whovianism and Star Wars Freaks fall under the umbrella of religion? I though the "Science Fiction" thing was merely a cosmetic label. These weirdos are clearly under the influence of false gods.

Well, obviously neither one of them is science fiction, and in a just universe they would all have to eat Ben Bova's shit RAW, but there's no telling the fans that.  I mean, come on...These people spend money they don't have on costumes they can wear to conventions, so they can all walk around smelling like a locker room together.

If they're willing to do THAT, then there's NO WAY TO TALK SENSE TO THEM.

[Cainad (dec.)]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.

The Good Reverend Roger may be dead, but don't Whovianism and Star Wars Freaks fall under the umbrella of religion? I though the "Science Fiction" thing was merely a cosmetic label. These weirdos are clearly under the influence of false gods.

Well, obviously neither one of them is science fiction, and in a just universe they would all have to eat Ben Bova's shit RAW, but there's no telling the fans that.  I mean, come on...These people spend money they don't have on costumes they can wear to conventions, so they can all walk around smelling like a locker room together.

If they're willing to do THAT, then there's NO WAY TO TALK SENSE TO THEM.

Fair enough. Religion or not, the only cure is probably lasers.


Big. Fucking. Lasers.