What the fuck is wrong with your Discordia?

[The Johnny]

dear discortits...
if me drools on Facebooks
how me a discordian learned forums?

[Telarus]

A) Recockulous is a better term that discortits, please correct your grammar immediately


II) I do sense a complete and utter vacuum in the space between your auricles.

[Salty]

dear discortits...
if me drools on Facebooks
how me a discordian learned forums?

Yes.

[Salty]

OP is kinda crap. And you know, I'm sorry.

But you people have to stop talking about weed or I'm going to snap.

[P3nT4gR4m]

OP is kinda crap. And you know, I'm sorry.

But you people have to stop talking about weed or I'm going to snap.

... and destroy your junk on youtube like you promised? 

[Reginald Ret]

OP is kinda crap. And you know, I'm sorry.

But you people have to stop talking about weed or I'm going to snap.

It's not drugs, it's rugs.
Just read every drugthread as if it is about rugs and all your problems will be solved.

[GrannySmith]

I'm not going to tangle up on this, except to say that I think you might be interpreting more than a few things through your own filter, green apple.

i usually do!  especially at 7 in the morning before my coffee i tend take everything literally (that's how i call my filter). ok what morning, just usually

Yeah, I'll get right to work on that. Thanks for the life tip.

Do you think I should work on the sarcasm as well?

i wouldn't know, i suck at sarcasm 

Some of my best friends are atheists, but I tell them to leave that shit at home.

Quick question about that superiority thing...how do I possibly fix that? How can I be less awesome? How can fail to be a part of this awesome religion?

Tell me, oh wise apple, as you seem to know all about that.

no clue my wise pineal gland has calcified - i did not say that you shouldn't be awesum though just not superior 

[Salty]

I'm not going to tangle up on this, except to say that I think you might be interpreting more than a few things through your own filter, green apple.

i usually do!  especially at 7 in the morning before my coffee i tend take everything literally (that's how i call my filter). ok what morning, just usually

Yeah, I'll get right to work on that. Thanks for the life tip.

Do you think I should work on the sarcasm as well?

i wouldn't know, i suck at sarcasm 

Some of my best friends are atheists, but I tell them to leave that shit at home.

Quick question about that superiority thing...how do I possibly fix that? How can I be less awesome? How can fail to be a part of this awesome religion?

Tell me, oh wise apple, as you seem to know all about that.

no clue my wise pineal gland has calcified - i did not say that you shouldn't be awesum though just not superior 

NEEDS MOAR EMOTES.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

In situations like this one, I use this:



:P

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 

[Salty]

This is the worst thread I've ever made, and its topping my least favorite thread of all time in a hurry.

I will have to pay some kind of penance for this pile of shit.

[The Johnny]

I will have to pay some kind of penance for this pile of shit.

SMASHITY SMASH SMASH

But seriously now, the OP is good, it just got a bad case of the APPLE TALKS.

[Left]

OP is kinda crap. And you know, I'm sorry.

But you people have to stop talking about weed or I'm going to snap.

It's not drugs, it's rugs.
Just read every drugthread as if it is about rugs and all your problems will be solved.

*pulls pin on pun and lobs*
Yes sirree, it's hard to beat a good rug thread.
*Ducks and covers*