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Started by EK WAFFLR, May 24, 2013, 12:53:11 PM

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Quote from: stelz on May 24, 2013, 03:39:04 PM
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Gimme a bit, I'm busy watching an item on ebay right now...

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 04:04:21 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 24, 2013, 03:39:04 PM
Facebooked.
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Gimme a bit, I'm busy watching an item on ebay right now...

F5, F5, F5...  :lol:
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Comment of the decade wins the internet

QuoteChareth Cutestory
I actually tried this, but my thumb slipped and accidentally activated FaceTime, and it was like fucking myself. Sure, I came almost instantly, BUT AT WHAT COST?


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 07:31:50 PM
Comment of the decade wins the internet

QuoteChareth Cutestory
I actually tried this, but my thumb slipped and accidentally activated FaceTime, and it was like fucking myself. Sure, I came almost instantly, BUT AT WHAT COST?



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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."